06/14/2026
Mylo asked us to issue the following statement:
“I did not sign up for this Memphis heat.
I am 💯Bernese Mountain Dog. My contract clearly states snow, fluffy sidewalks, and temperatures that make my dad wear leg warmers from a place he calls ‘the ’80s.’
I submit this photographic evidence from happier times.
Please keep the A/C working!”
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Team Winter ❄️ or Team Summer ☀️?