Ye Olde Nottingham Jail

Ye Olde Nottingham Jail Find us at Sherwood Forest Faire, Washington Midsummer Renaissance Festival, or the New Braunfels Ren faire!

"We are a for profit prison system, which means we will arrest anyone, for any reason, for profit."

โš”๏ธNEW MUGS HAVE ARRIVED IN THE SHAME SHOP!โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰ https://nottingham-jail.square.site/The jailers are pleased to announce th...
06/07/2026

โš”๏ธNEW MUGS HAVE ARRIVED IN THE SHAME SHOP!โš”๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘‰ https://nottingham-jail.square.site/

The jailers are pleased to announce that official Ye Olde Nottingham Jail drinking vessels are now available online!

Choose thy design:
โ˜• The infamous SHAME mug
โš”๏ธ The Nottingham Jail badge mug

Available in:
โ–ช Standard white ceramic
โ–ช Magical color-changing variants that reveal their design when heated

These mighty 15oz mugs are fit for coffee, tea, tavern gossip, and informing on thy fellow scoundrels before sunrise.

The enamel pin preorders are still underway, and we truly need your support to bring these massive 2" hard enamel monstrosities to life. The first run is limited, and right now the jailers are uncertain whether enough orders shall arrive to begin production.

If ye have been considering a preorder, now is the time to act and aid the realm.

โš”๏ธ Oversized hard enamel pins
โš”๏ธ Extremely limited first run
โš”๏ธ Beautiful metalwork worthy of public shame

Every order helps fund the Jailโ€™s return to Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire and keeps the chains rattling, the prisoners marching, and the Gong ringing throughout the realm.

Visit the Shame Shop and support the Jail!

The Shame Shop has expanded. ๐Ÿ‘€As requested, Nottingham Jail T-shirts and Hoodies are now available!โš”๏ธ Made-to-order appa...
05/09/2026

The Shame Shop has expanded. ๐Ÿ‘€

As requested, Nottingham Jail T-shirts and Hoodies are now available!

โš”๏ธ Made-to-order apparel printed with vibrant DTF printing
โš”๏ธ More products coming soon (tote bags, coozies, hip flasks, and more)
โš”๏ธ Oversized 2" hard enamel pin pre-sales are LIVE through 6/9

We need your help to make this first run of limited-edition enamel pins a reality. Their premium jewelry-quality design features translucent enamel effects that really shine โ€” and theyโ€™re currently 10% off through 5/22.

(Current hoodie images are manufacturer proofs until we have physical samples.)

๐Ÿ›’ https://nottingham-jail.square.site/

FREE U.S. shipping on orders over $60!

โš” THE SHAME SHOP OPENS TODAY! โš”https://nottingham-jail.square.site/The jailers of Ye Olde Nottingham Jail are proud to u...
05/08/2026

โš” THE SHAME SHOP OPENS TODAY! โš”
https://nottingham-jail.square.site/

The jailers of Ye Olde Nottingham Jail are proud to unveil our merch line with THREE brand-new hard enamel pin designs available for preorder!

โš” First production run โ€” only 200 preorder slots per design.
๐Ÿ’ฐ All preorder designs automatically receive 10% off for the first 15 days โ€” ending 5/22/26.
๐Ÿ”” The preorder ledger shall remain open for 30 days before the forge fires are lit.
๐Ÿ“… Pins are expected to ship roughly 30 days thereafter.

We also have a handful of older pin designs ready to ship in VERY limited quantities โ€” roughly 20 of each remain in the jail vaults.

These preorders help us fund the pin run and carry our chains, shame sacks, and beloved Gong westward to the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire this July.

More merchandise is already being planned for the forge:
โš” Leatherette coozies
โš” Hip flasks
โš” Shirts & hoodies
โš” More yet to come

Support the jail. Wear thy shame proudly.

04/01/2026

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ’ฅ An Easter Proclamation from Ye Olde Nottingham Jail ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฅš

It is said that the finest cascarone is the one never seen comingโ€ฆ and in this, we are in full agreement.

To preserve the spirit of surprise and proper chaos, the Nottingham Jailers have reached a unanimous verdict:

โœ…๏ธWe are officially FAIR GAME.

Shouldst thou spy a member of our crew clad in tabard and badge, take it as thy standing invitation. No warning need be given, no permission requested. If thou holdest a confetti egg and we are unawaresโ€ฆ then let it fly!

๐Ÿ“œ The Fine Print:
โ€ข Please use only biodegradable confettiโ€” Please help us keep our forest beautiful.
โ€ข Confetti eggs only! Leave thy breakfast behind.
โ€ข Tabard and badge mark thy target.
โ€ข Aim true, strike swift, and embrace the chaos!

We welcome the mess, the mischief, and the moment of surprise. Come and get us.

โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ 2026 Royal Round-Up for RESCU ๐Ÿ‘‘โš–๏ธFInal update: Victoryโ€ฆ and One Last Chance! Good People of Sherwood, we did it! Wit...
03/21/2026

โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ 2026 Royal Round-Up for RESCU ๐Ÿ‘‘โš–๏ธ
FInal update: Victoryโ€ฆ and One Last Chance!

Good People of Sherwood, we did it!

With $2,644 raised, youโ€™ve secured the arrests of Duke Leopold and Dame Nicola! ๐Ÿ”’โš”๏ธ

But weโ€™re so close to greatnessโ€ฆ

Only $456 more stands between us and adding King Philip to the procession.

And so...we have decided to break the rules by extending the deadline!!

โณ Donations have been extended until NOON on March 21!
One Last chance:
Let's wipe that grin off of King Philip's face!

๐Ÿฐ The Arrest will take place at the castle around 4:30 PM on 3/21.
Bring your friends, all are welcome and invited to join the walk of shame and help us make this a full royal reckoning.

Letโ€™s finish strong, Sherwood. Help us bring these pompous royals the embarassment that they deserve!!

*Please use "Jail" as your donation note.

โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ Royal Round-Up for RESCU โ€“ Week 3 Update ๐Ÿ‘‘โš–๏ธThe coffers have slowed. But hope is not yet lost!After two weeks of fun...
03/19/2026

โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ Royal Round-Up for RESCU โ€“ Week 3 Update ๐Ÿ‘‘โš–๏ธ

The coffers have slowed. But hope is not yet lost!

After two weeks of fundraising, the realm now stands at $846 raised toward bringing these troublesome nobles to justice:

๐Ÿต Duke Leopold V โ€“ $846 / $2,100 (40% raised)
โš”๏ธ Dame Nicola de la Haie โ€“ $846 / $2,600 (33% raised)
๐Ÿ‘‘ King Philip Augustus โ€“ $846 / $3,100 (27% raised)

This is the final push. Sherwood Forest Faire RESCU Rally is THIS Friday, March 20th, and all funds must be collected before the gates close at midnight if the Good People of Sherwood wish to see these villains arrested on March 21st.

๐Ÿ’ฐ Cash donations only.

You may deliver your coin to:
โ€ข Kraven (Evan Alba) at the Camping Gate from 9:30โ€“11:00 AM and 6:00โ€“8:00 PM this Friday morning at Sherwood Forest Faire
โ€ข Nottingham Jail throughout the day
โ€ข At the RESCU Rally itself โ€” the Nottingham Jailers will be collecting at the door.

The hour is late, the targets are bold, and the outcome rests in your hands.

Give what you canโ€”let us not allow these nobles to escape justice for want of coin. ๐Ÿ””

* SWFF RESCU Rally 2026 event page: https://fb.me/e/6px9RTOmI
* Photo Courtesy of Vance Strickland

๐Ÿ“ฃ๐ŸŽจ Duncan Campbell ๐‘๐ž๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ“ฃOur resident caricature artist Duncan Campbell is back for his second season with Ye Olde N...
03/13/2026

๐Ÿ“ฃ๐ŸŽจ Duncan Campbell ๐‘๐ž๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ“ฃ

Our resident caricature artist Duncan Campbell is back for his second season with Ye Olde Nottingham Jail at Sherwood Forest Faire! Duncan has been delighting prisoners and passersby alike with his fantastic ๐œ๐š๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐š๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐œ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐š๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ, capturing the faces of rogues, heroes, and suspicious characters throughout the realm.

Whether you want a single portrait, a couples drawing, or a full group caricature, ๐ข๐ง ๐›๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ค ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ž ๐จ๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐œ๐จ๐ฅ๐จ๐ซ, Duncan can bring your whole crew to life on the page. And trust us, ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐Ÿ๐š๐ง๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐œ ๐ค๐ž๐ž๐ฉ๐ฌ๐š๐ค๐ž๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐š๐ฒ ๐š๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ÿ๐š๐ข๐ซ๐ž.

Speaking of groupsโ€ฆ take a look at the massive two-page clan portrait Duncan created for ๐€๐ข๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐“๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ ๐š!

๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐€ ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐ฒ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐ฎ๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ, ๐ข๐Ÿ ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง๐ž.๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

Which does raise the questionโ€ฆ can a clan ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฒ call itself a clan without a proper group caricature? ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ

Come swing by and let Duncan put your likeness on paper!

๐Ÿ“… Duncan will be drawing on select days this season:
โ€ข This Saturday, March 14 - ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ ๐Ÿ’๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ!
โ€ข Saturday, March 21
โ€ข Saturday, March 28
โ€ข Saturday, April 4
โ€ข Saturday, April 11

If youโ€™ve been arrested, are about to be arrested, or simply look like the sort of person who should be on a wanted posterโ€ฆ Duncan is ready for you.

03/12/2026

Justice may finally be catching up with some very confident villains at Sherwood Forest Faire.

Duke Leopold, Prince Philipe, and Dame Nicola de la Haie, the Sheriff of Lincolnshire, have just been informed that warrants may be issued for their arrest. Of course, the three of them seem quite certain that their wealth and status will keep them well beyond the reach of any jailer.

But the jailer from Ye Olde Nottingham Jail has other ideas.

If the good patrons of Sherwood raise enough coin, these three may find themselves hauled off to the cells after all. The bounties stand at
$2100 to arrest Duke Leopold
$2600 to arrest Duke Leopold AND Dame Nicola de la Haie
$3100 to arrest Duke Leopold AND Dame Nicola de la Haie AND Prince Philipe

This is all part of a fundraiser for The RESCU Foundation leading up to the RESCU Rally on March 20th.

If you would like to see these untouchable nobles finally face the inside of Ye Olde Nottingham Jail, donations can be made at the jail or at the camp gate.

The villains believe they are above the law.
Sherwood may yet prove them wrong.

Ye Olde Nottingham Jail

https://rescufoundation.org/

โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ Royal Round-Up for RESCU โ€“ Week 2 Update ๐Ÿ‘‘โš–๏ธThe coffers have begun to fill, and justice draws nearerโ€ฆIn only one wee...
03/12/2026

โš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ Royal Round-Up for RESCU โ€“ Week 2 Update ๐Ÿ‘‘โš–๏ธ

The coffers have begun to fill, and justice draws nearerโ€ฆ

In only one week of fundraising, the realm has contributed $805 toward bringing these troublesome nobles to account:

๐Ÿต Duke Leopold V โ€“ $805 / $2,100 (38% raised)
โš”๏ธ Dame Nicola de la Haie โ€“ $805 / $2,600 (31% raised)
๐Ÿ‘‘ King Philip Augustus โ€“ $805 / $3,100 (26% raised)

A fine startโ€ฆ but the work is far from done.

We now march into Week 3, and the RESCU Rally arrives the following Friday, March 20th. All funds must be raised before the Rally ends at midnight if we are to see these royal schemers properly arrested the following day!

๐Ÿ’ฐ Cash donations only.

You may deliver your coin to:
โ€ข Kraven (Evan Alba) at the Camping Gate from 9:30โ€“11:00 AM and 6:00โ€“8:00 PM each day of faire
โ€ข Nottingham Jail throughout the day
โ€ข Or directly to the Nottingham Jailers at the door of the Sherwood Forest Faire RESCU Rally

Give what you can and help ensure these schemers face their day of reckoning!

03/12/2026

Ye Olde Nottingham Jail is proud to present our second annual Royal Round-up for RESCU!

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