D & J's DJ Service

05/09/2026

Time to get the party started. Congrats to Mr and Mrs Jordan

03/20/2026

Chuck Norris didn't die - he simply walked through the Pearly Gates and told St.
Peter he had the watch now.

03/20/2026

03/19/2026

R.I.P. Randy Rhoads

Randy Rhoads (Randall William Rhoads) was born on December 6, 1956, in Santa Monica, California, and died on March 19, 1982, at just 25 years old. He became one of the most influential guitarists in heavy metal history, known for blending classical music with hard rock and metal. His technical precision and melodic sense set him apart from his peers.

Rhoads first gained recognition with Quiet Riot, but achieved worldwide fame as the guitarist for Ozzy Osbourne. His work on albums like Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman helped redefine heavy metal guitar. Songs such as “Crazy Train” and “Mr. Crowley” showcased his unique style and compositional approach.

His life was tragically cut short in a plane crash on March 19, 1982, but his influence remains enormous. Randy Rhoads is still regarded as one of the greatest and most innovative guitarists of all time.

03/13/2026

BREAKING: After Ohio went from 72° sunshine yesterday to cold rain and 36° today, state officials have confirmed Buckeye Chuck has been placed on temporary house arrest somewhere in Ohio.
No ceremony.
No cameras.
No crowd in Marion.
Just a quiet living room, a rainy window, and a groundhog with a lot of time to reconsider his life choices.
Sources say Chuck has been cooperative so far. Witnesses report him sitting quietly in a small orange jumpsuit with an ankle monitor, staring out the window while the rain taps against the glass like it’s personally judging his forecast.
Every once in a while he glances over at the TV where the weather channel is explaining that Ohio will experience sun, rain, wind, and possibly snow… all before dinner.
Chuck reportedly blinked twice and sighed.
Officials stress this is not punishment — it’s accountability.
Because after predicting an early spring, Ohio immediately delivered gray skies, freezing rain, and wind strong enough to flip a patio chair into the neighbor’s yard.
For now, Chuck will remain under observation, monitoring the weather the same way every Ohioan is today…
From inside.
Looking out the window.
Wondering how it changed this fast.

02/25/2026

Boy its cold

02/19/2026

BREAKING: Authorities confirm Punxsutawney Phil has been spotted on the side of the highway in an orange jumpsuit, serving hard time for his reckless winter prediction. After confidently sentencing the entire Northeast to six more weeks of nonsense, Phil has been reassigned to snow-pile cleanup duty, specifically the dirty, crusty, snow icebergs that now have their own ZIP codes.

Sources say this is less “community service” and more “accountability.” He forecast it. He manifested it. Now he’s personally responsible for every filthy mound that refuses to melt. Rehabilitation, officials say, begins with a shovel and regret.

02/07/2026

Thank you to Crossroads hospice for everything you do.