Clay the Comedian

05/23/2026

My Secret Recipe For CornDogs!
🫣🤫

05/20/2026

Here I come.. 🎶
Rollin' down the street!
And the reason is because,
I can't move my feet!
Hey! Hey!
I'm a Cripple!
I'm always Rollin' around!
But I'm too busy singing!
To hang my head and frown!

05/12/2026

Let me tell y'all a story 'bout a man named Clay..
He told everybody he was bustin' out one day!

122 likes, 9 comments. "Old Town Road wheelchair parody Crow Creek Road ft. Theo the dog"

05/10/2026

Absolutely HAD To Share!

My Wife Was Watching This Comedian On YouTube Who Said,
"If I'm Overweight, But Identify As Skinny..
Does That Make Me, "Trans-Slender"?

05/01/2026

I'ma Be Watchin' Y'all!

04/29/2026

Somebody Once Told Me,
This Chair Was Gonna ROLL Me!
Well,
It Rolled Me Right Into The Shed!
Now I'm Feeling Kinda Numb
In My Fingers And Thumbs!
From My Toes..
All The Way Up To My Forehead!
Well,
My Wheels Start Turning
And They Don't Stop Turning!
Been In The Chair So Long
That My Butt Is Burning!
Does It Make Sense Just To ROLL Around?
I Once Was Lost But
Now I'm Found! 😊
So Much To Do, So Much To See
I Just Praise God I've
Got Dibs On Front Seat!
Jesus, The Only Way To Go!
Other Than This Wheelchair,
That's How I ROLL! 🧑‍🦽

04/27/2026

Sober Since Father's Day 2015
Here's my story

04/26/2026

\0XOXo/ Jesus

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04/08/2026

Yea, though I ROLL through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me
New Cripple Version