Grinchy Guy Magnolia Tx

12/13/2025

I know it’s a bit of a drive but hey you can drink some coffee to keep you awake on the ride home!!!! Y’all come see the not so lean, very mean and green Grinchy Guy down in Galveston tonight!!!!

Can’t wait to be rude and a little crude!!!

See yall there

12/02/2025

Well well well looks like it’s the worse part of the year again… I’m up I’m up IM UP!!!!

12/17/2024

Just spread some Grinchmas Sneer at the new Audubon Elementary School!!!

My schedule is finally getting a little easier so if you want a little Grinchiness in the next week before Christmas send me a message and I’ll see if I can pencil you in.

Merry Grinchmas

12/13/2024

Felt my heart grow a tiny bit this morning dropping Cindy Lou Who off at school.

Get ready NSE!!! It’s about to get GRINCHY!!!!!

12/03/2024

Update: Apparently Coach G and I have the same physique… all the kids think I’m him. He must be a handsome fella

HEY DECKER PRAIRIE ELEMENTARY!!!!!!

It’s almost time to WRECK SHOP at recess!!!

See you on the play ground you little WHO-LIGANS!!!!

11/30/2024

11/27/2024

Hey who-ligans!!! Update on the calendar schedule so listen up.

We have evenings after 5 and all day on the following days available: Friday the 6th and Friday the 20th.

Also the afternoon of Friday the 13th (my personal fav!!!)

So if you want a visit from yours truly I’d get these spots before someone outsmarts you and does it first…

11/16/2024

Blah blah blah I’m so “happy” to be back this year, yatta yatta yatta (heart felt sentence here).

The calendars filling up so let’s get this train wreck scheduled shall we?

(Blah blah thank you for reading…..)

NOW SCHEDULE SOMETHING!!!!! I have other things to do people!!!

11/06/2024

Guess who’s baaaaaaccckkkk??????

12/27/2022

Thank you to everyone that had a hand in making The Grinch Gives Christmas so successful this year!!! I can’t thank y’all enough.

I hope everyone had a great Christmas and are looking forward to the new year like we are.

Now it’s time to get back to work and make up for taking a whole month off to do what I wish I could do year round lol.

Some of you may know that I own an alarm company. If anyone is in need of a security system, smart home system, or high quality 4K camera systems please reach out to me at Texas Pro Tech or text or call me at 936-443-4860. Thank y’all again and here’s to 2023!!!!!