Bass Waffles

**KPANCAKES

4 Years// 40+ Events// 100+ Artists// 100,000+ Waffles Served Syrup. As you can imagine, this event was a stunning failure.

NO COVER - FREE WAFFLES - FAT BASS

Bass Waffles was founded in 2002 by East LA Fisherman, Samuel T. Conceived as an event for his fellow anglers and their families, his dream was one of a large potluck, filled with various fresh-caught fish all paired with sweet breakfast foods. The first potluck did not even have any waffles. Instead multiple people brought pancakes, and a small child almost choked to death on one. With this failure, Samuel was left destitute. He swore off fishing and waffles, and drank himself to death.

14 years later Samuel's son, Davey D. Syrup, set out to restore his family's name. He swore he would breathe life back into the brand that had destroyed his family. He knew that the Waffles were not to blame, it was the pancakes and the fish that had gone so wrong. Armed with a waffle iron, a macbook pro and a stolen QSC system Davey started a movement. Now, 4 years after Davey's epic stand, thousands of people have taken up the rally cry: F**K PANCAKES. HOSTS: Synaptik Events | Fuzzy Puddles | The Table Productions

RESIDENTS: Circadian Riff | Kimothy Leary | Pastry | PeeWhee

08/25/2026

🍹🌴 **Timmy Buffet, celebrated alcoholic and tolerated songwriter, invites you to Piña Co-La-La-Land.** 🌴🍹

🧇🍬 **A sugary-sweet, all-you-can-eat, rum-soaked island party in the heart of Highland Park. Throw on your best Acapulco shirt 🌺 and come experience Waffles in paradise.** 🏝️

Party starts at 5 o’clock—somewhere. 🕔🌎

Bring your own parrot. 🦜

Lineup
Daedelus
David Westbom
phayla (subfactory)⚫️
manifolds
Stéjà Vu (Stasia)

07/26/2026

🚨 THE HAMBURGER HELPER HAS ESCAPED. TODAY IS THE DAY. 🚨

Authorities attempted to keep the Hamburger Helper Mixtape sealed for another decade. They failed. The noodles have unionized. The beef has become self-governing. The glove has stopped blinking and now refers to itself only as “The Chef.”

Tonight we celebrate the 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE HAMBURGER HELPER MIXTAPE.

TONIGHT’S COOKING SCHEDULE:

🥩 9PM — Andrew Jean-Pierre
🧈 10PM — Dylan b
🥄 11PM — Mirror Maze
📼 12AM — Chase | sixfour
🧀 1AM — ℜ𝔬𝔰𝔢 (•̀ᴗ•́)☆*♪

🔊 Sound by Synchronistic Sound
🖼️ Visuals by Dayton Turney

📍 The Offbeat Bar on York
📅 TODAY July 26, 2026
🕘 Doors at 9:00 PM

🚨 FINAL FDA REMINDER 🚨

Bringing one (1) box of Hamburger Helper gets you VIP ENTRY. Any flavor is accepted. Even the discontinued ones. Especially the discontinued ones.

Please do not bring a prepared batch. We are no longer equipped to contain room-temperature stroganoff incidents.

Reported side effects include:
• Speaking exclusively in cholesterol.
• Mistaking potholes for underground beef reserves.
• Buying a 2004 Honda Element with zero explanation.
• Becoming legally recognized as “good beef.”
• Calling complete strangers “chef.”
• Finding a wooden spoon in your ass three days later.
• Hearing the Hamburger Helper glove whisper “HELP” while trying to fall asleep.
• Injecting butter without medical supervision.

If someone asks why you’re here...

Just tell them you’re simmering for 10 years of good beef.

This event is proudly sponsored by AOL “hit send from the pen” 🪄

07/22/2026

🚨HAMBURGER HELPER HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT🚨

After 10 years sitting in the pantry, the Hamburger Helper Mixtape has become self-aware. The noodles are sentient. The beef has achieved consciousness. The glove has been asking questions we are legally unable to answer.

To celebrate this historic beefy disaster, we’re throwing the 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE HAMBURGER HELPER MIXTAPE.

Featuring:
🥩 Chase | sixfour
🥄 Mirror Maze
🧀 ℜ𝔬𝔰𝔢 (•̀ᴗ•́)☆*♪
🍖 Dylan b
📼 Andrew Jean-Pierre

🔊 Sound by Synchronistic Sound
🖼️ Visuals by Dayton Turney

📍 The Offbeat Bar on York
📅 July 26, 2026
🕘 9:00 PM

🚨 IMPORTANT FDA ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Bringing one (1) box of Hamburger Helper to the show gets you VIP ENTRY. Any flavor is accepted. Even the weird ones. Especially the weird ones. Please do not bring an already prepared batch. We cannot be responsible for emotional damages caused by lukewarm stroganoff.

Side effects of attending may include:
• Speaking exclusively in cholesterol.
• Mistaking potholes for beef deposits.
• Buying a 2004 Honda Element.
• Becoming legally classified as “good beef.”
• Calling strangers “chef.”
• Developing an unhealthy attachment to boxed pasta.
• Waking up with a wooden spoon in your pocket and no explanation.

This event is sponsored by AOL “hit send from the pen” 🪄

07/17/2026

About to be entering the weekend with Love Long Beach Festival 🫨. Sunday we got these baddies throwing down all day. Starting the day with Vibe Girl and ending with a delicious Bass Waffles takeover. 🧇💨

07/03/2026

July has entered the chat…

📸 nicholaskhess

06/28/2026

BASS WAFFLES WORLD WAFFLE CUP™ IS TODAY.

Despite multiple cease & desist letters, several strongly worded emails, and absolutely zero communication from FIFA…

The tournament will proceed.

Officials have completely lost control of the situation.

Current tournament updates:

🧇 Waffles have been cleared for competition.
⚽ Soccer has once again failed to qualify.
🍁 Syrup reserves remain at catastrophic levels.
🔊 Structural engineers have expressed “significant concern.”

OFFICIAL COMPETITORS:

🥊 Secret Guest
🥊 🇬🇹 Junglists 4 Justice ☣︎ Q***r ☣︎ t1d
🥊 Elliott Arnold
🥊 🧁Pastry. | Cherish (Oanh) Win
🥊 Jeremy Habash

Refs:
Synchronistic Sound
Dayton Turney
SATIATE

Reports from the practice facility have become increasingly disturbing.

One competitor attempted to hydrate exclusively with maple syrup.

Another has not spoken a complete sentence in 48 hours, only repeating “f**k pancakes.”

Medical staff have stopped asking questions.

Remember:

⚽ Flopping remains punishable by public shaming.
🧇 Pancakes remain banned under the Bass Waffles Convention of 2026.
🍁 Syrup is still considered performance enhancing.
🔊 First DJ to make the subwoofers file for workers’ comp wins.

FIFA can keep their little soccer tournament.

We’re here for violence, butter, and diabetic shaking amounts of syrup.

See you tonight.

06/26/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

After several months of high-level negotiations, FIFA has officially rejected Bass Waffles’ bid to host the World Cup Final.

Apparently “replacing the trophy with a gallon of maple syrup while screeching obscenities about cholesterol” was a “non-negotiable issue.”

Cowards.

So we did what any stable organization would do.

We made our own tournament.

🧇 THE BASS WAFFLES WORLD WAFFLE CUP™ 🧇

Official Rules (we are aligned with the Geneva convention):
⚽ Flopping is punishable by public shaming.
🧇 Pancakes are banned under the Bass Waffles Convention of 2026.
🍁 Syrup is considered performance enhancing but allowed.
🔊 First DJ to make the subwoofers file for workers’ comp wins.

REPRESENTING TEAM:

🥊 Secret Guest
🥊 🇬🇹 Junglists 4 Justice ☣︎ Q***r ☣︎ t1d
🥊 Elliott Arnold
🥊 🧁Pastry. | Cherish (Oanh) Win
🥊 Jeremy Habash

Refs
Synchronistic Sound
Dayton Turney
SATIATE

Intelligence reports indicate one competitor has spent the last three months locked in a kitchen.

Not making waffles.

Just consuming butter.

Medical staff have advised against making eye contact.

FIFA can keep their little soccer tournament.

We’re here for violence, butter, and diabetic shaking amounts of syrup

See you Sunday.

05/28/2026

The BW Players are proud to present:
🔥🍖 “Who Killed the BBQ?” 🍖🔥

A whodunnit of epically hungry proportions — due to lack of portions.

A miscreant among us! A barbecue-hating bully knocked our meat in the dirt and ruined the bbq kickback. But who could it be? 🤨

The scoundrel DJ? 🎧 The posh producer? 🎭 Or maybe… a pancake punk. 🥞

Suspects:
BB Shaine
Seyaa
AXJA
W3###L3r

Join us for a classic dinner-less, theater-less dinner theater whodunnit experience.

🔪 A new ending each night! 🎲 No two shows ever the same!

Don’t miss a single evening of this one-night engagement:

📍 The Offbeat on York 📅 Sunday, 5/31 ⏰ 8pm–2am

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Synchronistic Sound

05/07/2026

Fresh off the iron. Served hot at The Untz.

05/03/2026

Change doesn’t happen overnight.
It happens when a small group of highly underqualified individuals decide to make a difference.
This is Bass Waffles building a better community 💥

This Saturday at the Untz change begins with bass at the Bass Waffles takeover 11pm-2am 🔊

Address

6316 York Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA
90042

Website

http://twitch.tv/BassWafflesLA

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