Two Birds One Stoned TV series

10/12/2025

Just Cleaned up the Nest... Stay Tooned!!!
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02/09/2025

🍕 Happy National Pizza Day from Two Birds One Stoned! 🍕

Twit & Orange are celebrating the most sacred of all holidays—Pizza Day! 🍕💨 Whether you're stacking up slices like a high score in an old-school arcade game or debating the great pineapple controversy, today is all about that cheesy, melty, doughy goodness.

🔥 Fun fact: Pizza is basically the perfect stoner fuel—it's got all the food groups: carbs, cheese, and "more, please." 🍄👀

So tell us—what’s your go-to pizza order? Classic pepperoni? Full-blown meat lovers? Or are you the type to throw hot sauce on everything and call it gourmet? Drop your favs in the comments! 👇

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09/19/2024

Yo, listen up flockers! 🐦🚨 We got a whole crew of feathered misfits flyin' through these streets, and we’re ready to squawk about it! Let me introduce ya to the squad from Two Birds One Stoned.

First up, ya boy Twit—that’s me. 🐦💨 I’m always stoned, always schemin’, and always tryin’ to keep my feathers outta the clink. Yeah, I got prison grit, but I’m just tryin’ to puff my way through life (don’t mind the haze). Then we got my best bud, Orange. 🍊 He don’t smoke, but he’s got my back no matter what—loyal as a pigeon to breadcrumbs. He may be a little dim, but don’t sleep on him, he’ll knock ya out if ya mess with me!

And check out Jakers 🐧—the silent type. This guy? Just watches, never speaks, unless ya really need him. You want loyalty? You got it with this bird. 🛠️ Always there, super helpful, but keeps his beak outta trouble.

Oh, and we can't forget The Fly on the Wall 🪰—literally been followin’ us for the last 12 seconds, narratin’ our lives like we’re a movie or somethin’. Keep an eye out, he’ll be buzzing around.

Now here comes trouble... 9 Lives 🐱—this cat always lands me in bad deals and messes up my money. Shady as they come, but we gotta work with what we got, ya feel me?

And don’t even get me started on Chief Patti O’Baldy 🦅—fearless leader of the bird cops, a bald eagle who keeps her bird’s eye on me and Orange. She’s always one step behind us, but that ain’t gonna stop us from flyin’ high.

Together, we’re tryin’ to make it through this tricky birdcage of crime, cannabis, and chaos. Will we get into the Legal Farm CBD biz? Or maybe those NFTs will keep us flyin' above the law. Whatever happens, you better stay TOONED, ‘cause we ain’t done yet!

🔗 Wanna see more? Hit The Nest (our Linktree) to find out what this flock’s up to. We’re takin’ a different approach, so stay TOONED, ya humans! 😎🦅

🐦✨ More to come in this wild series of Two Birds One Stoned, where two birds are just tryin' to survive. And don’t forget—Orange don’t smoke, but I do enough for both of us! 💨

Hit The Nest and get in on the action! 🚀
🔗 The Nest: https://linktr.ee/Twobirdsonestoned

08/31/2024

What’s up, LA! 🕊️

Caught some sky with my best bird, Orange, today—straight outta the cage and into that California breeze! We might look like a couple of city birds wingin’ it, but let me tell you, the view from up here is something else. 🌇

Fun fact:
Birds like us can fly over 20,000 feet high! That’s higher than most of your weekend hikes. Even the bald eagle taps out at around 10,000 feet. But when you’re flyin’ with your ride-or-fly, it feels like you’re touching the clouds. 🌥️

So, next time you spot two birds cruising over the Hollywood sign, know we’re just out here livin’ sky-high and loving life. Stay fly, LA! 🐦✌️

12/05/2023

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07/31/2023

Ever watched a cop chase from a bird's eye view? It's like watching a game of tag, but with more sirens and less common sense.

From up here, it's a spectacle of flashing lights and questionable driving. It's like they're playing a game of 'who can make the most U-turns in a minute.'

And let's talk about those dashboard cameras. They're like the reality TV of law enforcement. All they're missing is a dramatic voiceover and some mood lighting.

So next time you see a cop car whizzing by, remember, us birds are up here judging... I mean, watching.

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07/30/2023

Crazy drivers you humans!

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05/27/2023

Now, hold on to your feathers, folks! Here comes the punchline: That's why we haven't been droppin' new episodes, ya know? There's, like, a whole lot goin' on! Trust us, you have no idea! But don't fret, we're workin' hard to get back on track. We'll spread our wings and soar higher than ever before! Stay tuned, 'cause we'll be back and better than ever, straight from the bird's nest! Oh, that's this link... get it "Nest" cause it's the Link "Tree" ahhhh whatever....Click the link
🎬🚀 Cole FranklinNathan T-Bone Gregory

Welcome to our nest Take your Fla*pin shoes off!

05/09/2023

I could use a few bags !!