06/16/2026
Streets of Hollywood
1 - a beautiful art installation that was temporarily housed outside the post office just above Santa Monica Blvd. on Fairfax
2 - shoe sale on Mansfield Avenue
3 & 4 - always some trashy love available on that block of Lanewood Avenue just north of In-N-Out
5 - my favorite blonde goddess on Hollywood Boulevard in front of my gym that I rarely patronize because f**k that gym
6 & 7 - OK I originally saw this little footstool on Mansfield Avenue. Then the next day I saw it on a different part of Mansfield Avenue. And in that last frame, I peaked out my front window and saw the damn thing on my street! I think it’s magic and it recognized that I used to do a princess Jasmine number back in the late 90s and I could’ve really used something like this. Or it’s haunting me because I culturally appropriated in the name of comedy, so if any of you girls are working on a magic carpet number or any type of Jeannie in a bottle s**t, I got a little footstool for you. Also, if you spray-painted this silver and added a handle, it would make a really cool jiffy-Pop Popcorn prop for your Drew Barrymore SCREAM number.
