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12/12/2025

I was just at Costco, looking like a contestant on Supermarket Sweep 😂 and I was trying to scoot by a woman and I saw that her eyelashes were all wet from tears and she clearly was crying…not dramatic, just trying to hold herself together.

But I stopped and asked if she was okay? And she looked at me and gave a little chuckle and said, “oh my gosh, how embarrassing. I’m fine sweetheart.” And she tried to smile but then she just kept talking and told me that her daughter is coming home from college for Christmas, but it’s going to be the first Christmas without her dad 🥺 She said, “I just want it to be perfect for her. I’m trying to find the right gifts, but nothing feels right.”

I cracked a joke to try and make her laugh and said, “well, as someone who has been told many times, by many people, that I’m a nightmare to shop for…trust me, we don’t care about the gift as much as the moment. Maybe you can start a new cute tradition or something?” She nodded and told me that was a good idea. I asked her if I could give her a hug, and hug we did.

I wished her luck, and a Merry Christmas and I walked off to do my shopping. But awhile later I was walking by this woman again and she pointed at her cart and there was a bunch of baking stuff, and it looked like a gingerbread house kit, and I definitely saw a s’mores skillet thing. And she gave me a cute little wink.

This is why I look up when I’m in public. A stranger was overwhelmed with the pressure to create a flawless holiday, and I think that our 2 minute exchange pulled her out of that…even if it were just for that Costco trip. 🫶🫶🫶

03/17/2025

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Top Seven Unknown Facts About

Founding: Tesla was founded in 2003 by engineers Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning, not Elon Musk. Musk joined the company as a major investor and became its public face.

Model Naming Quirk: Tesla’s car lineup follows a playful pattern: Model S, 3, X, and Y. Elon Musk has said it was meant to spell "S3XY," with the number 3 replacing an "E."

Battery Focus: Tesla's breakthrough isn’t just in electric cars but also in battery technology. Tesla has invested heavily in creating powerful and long-lasting batteries, not only for cars but also for energy storage solutions like Powerwall.

Autopilot and Full Self-Driving: Tesla’s Autopilot is an advanced driver-assistance system, but it’s not fully autonomous. The company is working on Full Self-Driving (FSD) software, which could eventually enable true autonomous driving.

Gigafactories: Tesla operates massive manufacturing plants known as Gigafactories, located in the U.S., China, and Germany. These factories are integral to Tesla’s ability to scale production and reduce costs.

SpaceX Connection: Tesla and SpaceX, both run by Elon Musk, share more than just a CEO. The companies collaborate on technology, and SpaceX’s Falcon Heavy rocket even launched a Tesla Roadster into space as part of a 2018 test flight.

Sustainable Vision: Tesla's mission is to accelerate the world’s transition to sustainable energy. In addition to electric cars, the company is a leader in solar power and energy storage solutions.

Over-the-Air Updates: Tesla was the first car manufacturer to allow over-the-air software updates, letting owners download new features and improvements to their cars without visiting a dealership.

AI and Robots: Tesla’s AI Day event introduced Tesla Bot, a humanoid robot designed to handle dangerous or repetitive tasks, showcasing Musk’s vision for AI and robotics beyond automobiles.

Environmental Impact: Tesla has reduced the overall carbon footprint of its vehicle manufacturing and is working on creating fully recyclable batteries, making it a leader in the green automotive revolution.

02/28/2025

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02/27/2025

Purposeful relationships 💖
Top Seven Unknown Facts About

Founding Legacy: Mercedes-Benz has a rich history dating back to 1926 when two of the oldest automobile manufacturers, Benz & Cie. and Daimler-Motoren-Gesellschaft, merged to form the iconic brand we know today.

Luxury Origins: Mercedes-Benz is synonymous with luxury, but not many know that the brand's first car, the 1901 Mercedes 35 HP, was designed for racing and was the fastest car of its time.

Innovative Safety: Mercedes-Benz has a long-standing commitment to safety innovation. They introduced the first crumple zone in 1959, pioneering safety features that are now standard in modern vehicles.

Pop Culture Icon: The Mercedes-Benz 600, also known as the "Grosser Mercedes," gained fame as the preferred choice of celebrities, world leaders, and even featured in movies like "The Hangover" and "The Big Lebowski."

AMG Performance: Mercedes-AMG, the high-performance division of Mercedes-Benz, was originally an independent engineering firm specializing in performance improvements for Mercedes vehicles before being fully integrated into the brand.

Heritage Preservation: Mercedes-Benz has a dedicated Classic Center that meticulously restores and preserves vintage Mercedes-Benz models, ensuring that the brand's heritage and legacy are maintained for future generations.

Innovative Technology: Mercedes-Benz is at the forefront of automotive technology, introducing features like the Airscarf neck-level heating system, Magic Body Control suspension, and the MBUX infotainment system, setting new standards in comfort and convenience for drivers and passengers alike.

01/26/2025

11/04/2020

The Mister Pink Show - Election Day! Giving more of a breakdown of what's going on at Poli Punch N Jury all while dealing with the most important election of modern American history. Facebook is playing hardball with us here at PPNJ and not letting us promote, so please Like, Share and Subscribe to Poli Punch N Jury and help us get it out there. The next match of Biden vs Trump is next up, the polls are still open so visit us at Twitter to vote in our poll there and also visit our website at PoliPunchNJury.com to cast your vote there as well. Vote as often as you like, once we close the polls and tally the votes, that will determine who wins the next stop motion match.

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Its Election Day and so far so...nothing, we dont know a winner yet and so far not too much revolting going on. Its the next installment of The Mister Pink S...

11/04/2020

Well today is the day, the most important election in modern American history. So before or after you vote in this election, head over to PoliPunchNJury.com and Twitter to cast your vote for who you want to win in our next stop motion match of Biden vs Trump.

Its all in good fun and, vote as often as you'd like on our site and vote on our Twitter poll. We use all of that to determine the winner. We film 2 alternate endings and once we tally the votes and clicks, we edit that winning ending in.

These are crazy and serious times and we created this in the hopes of giving everyone a little cathartic fun. We hope you enjoy it.

Visit our YouTube channel and other social media platforms for more content and passed matches.

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Today is the day, election day and the most important election in modern American history. So either before or after you vote in this election, head over to ...

11/02/2020

I'm sure this wont offend anybody since we can all agree this year is "F@$&!* # Bananas" a totemode to this wonderful year of 2020. Let's hope it doesnt get anymore crazier tomorrow and coming days. Stay safe, go vote and then go to PoliPunchNJury.com to vote for the next stop motion match, Trump vs Biden.

#2020

11/02/2020

So this is what the betting looks like across the country. At the end of the day, who the hell knows. So what matters more, what the media, polls and pundits say or on the ground data?

10/20/2020

The people have voted for who they want to win this rollout match between The Bern and Orange Man. Hope everyone enjoys and if you do and want to see more, visit PoliPunchNJury.com/donate. A portion of the proceeds go to Project Angel Food and help us feed the less fortunate and for us to continue doing these matches. Thanks and enjoy!

#2020