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12/29/2022

Message to the Boys🥺❤❤❤🥺🏆❤🥺🏆

When she looks at your lips🥺❤ kiss her❤😘

When she ignores you❤🥺Give her attention🥺❤

When she is mad❤😭Tease her and make her Laugh🥺❤

When you hurt her❤😭Apologise❤😩

When she cries😭Hold her hand and tell her that u love her and kiss her forehead🥺❤🔥

When she pulls away❤😒Hold her back❤😭

Don't cheat on her🥺❤🏆

Love her more than she loves you🥺❤😭!

When she is scared❤😭Protect her🥺❤

Always be on her side🥺❤😭

When she is walking , sneak and back hug her🥺❤

When she says Its over❤😭Dont believe her she is just hurt❤😭until she repeat it many times🥺❤😭

When she lays her head on your chest,kiss her forehead🥺❤🔥

When she is bored,Cuddle with her🥺❤🔥🥂

When she tells you her secret keep them untold🥺❤😭🤦🏻‍♂️

When she tells you about her ex,She wants you to do better🥺❤😭

Be her brother and her friend🥺❤🔥

When she start shouting at you ,close her mouth with a kiss🥺❤🚀

When she is craving For a kiss,give her a baby kiss❤🤗she will beg for more🥺❤🚀!

When she shares this,she wants you to read it,🥺❤🚀🔥

🥺❤🚀we're talking about girls 🥺❤🔥!

They don't deserve to be hurt🥺❤😭

12/20/2022

I called a married lady who was
owing me money, but she didn't pick my calls.

I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:

"Hello Sisy, I'm not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big fight and he was just there watching, until one of the girl managed to escape into his car and they drove off".

After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:

"Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Did you Notice those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart."

I just read and didn't respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn't answer, then another message from her:

"I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?"

Then i replied, "Okay, you can Send it through Mobile Money so that when I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl's House because I know them."

After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.

I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby..... With this economy, you need to be sharp.
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12/20/2022

1. My chicken 🐓 rān away 🏃 this evening, pls if u see any white chicken with 2 legs, pls call me, its mine. 🙆😂😂

2. Living alone is so sweet, u can cook, serve urself, eat and decide to wash the plates next week, nobody will query u. 😂😂😂

3. Hunger nearly k!lled me last night, I refused to eat so that she will beg me, instead she finished the food, wash d plate and sleep. Joy if I marry u make my life bënd😠😦😣😂😂

4. Why do we change position when its actually the same h0le. I don't understand golf at all 😂😂😂

5. My teacher taught me most of the l!es I tell today. Imagine asking me to write a letter to my uncle who is in abroad, when she knows my uncle is in the village 😂 😂 😂

6. When u scored 9 goals in 2 matches, its called Manchester un9ted. Only the legend will understand this. 😂 😂 😂

7. If our girlfriend knw how many girls we ign0re in a day just because of them, they'll be paying us salary. 😂 😂 😂

8. Having younger ones is so str£ssful. See me now eating 🍗 chicken in the t0ilet 🚾 😕

9. Some girls are w!cked, I collected a girl number today, just to reach house and realize it was today's date. 080 08 09 2022. Can u imagine. 😭😢☺😂😂

10. Imagine sitting next to your dad in church, and the pastor said, turn to your neighbour and say "I no de f£ār you" 😂😂 😂

11. My next relationship is going to make sense, I have a gūñ 🔫 now. You br£āk my heart 💔 I br£āk your legs 😂 😂 😂

12. I never knew I was such a handsome boy until 3 ladies were drāgging me at the market saying, fine boy come buy fufu nah 😂

13. Some girls are funny, after reading my post, they will laugh for 10 minutes and still no react comment no be jūjū be that
Chaiiihh 😂

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