08/28/2026
✨ PAYTON LORE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ✨
Payton Blesy recently came to me and said she feels left out of all the Inkery lore.
(She did not. I made that up.)
But I told her the lore is getting out of hand and I’m only one woman with a rapidly dwindling supply of creativity, so instead we came up with something else:
(By WE I mean ME)
Every so often.... ideally weekly.... realistically whenever Payton and I both remember this exists. Payton is going to creep through our followers list, pick one of you completely at random, and design a tattoo she thinks you’d like based solely on your profile.
No pressure to get it. No obligation. Just Payton professionally judging your vibe and turning it into a tattoo.
Also, in an unfortunate plot development, Payton’s 9–5 recently went out of business.
This is particularly devastating because she had been diligently saving for a life-size animatronic velociraptor for her future dining room. (Guys. I'm trying to keep you entertained here. Just go along with it okay? Payton really wants to do more tattooing)
So she needs to tattoo more than ever!
Go look at Payton’s work, book with our apprentice, and help this woman achieve financial stability and, someday, dinosaur ownership. 🦖
(Or home ownership....whichever come first)