Dad Jokes for Co-Workers

08/07/2026

I tried watching a documentary about geese that was rated R.

I had to turn it off. Way too much fowl language.

07/24/2026

I recently started a new whiskey diet.
I lost three days already!!

07/17/2026

Recently my barber told me some devastating news. He said he couldn't cut my hair any longer.

He said he could only cut it shorter.

07/15/2026

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.

07/11/2026

I used to think that I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Then I found out that identity theft is a crime.

07/10/2026

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?

Because ghosts bring all the boos.

07/10/2026

I have been watching the World Cup recently.
I'm not much of a soccer fan though.
I'm really just in it for the kicks.

07/09/2026