Combatskier Mountain

01/19/2015

MT Backcountry? Yeah. Fascism still not cool, but everywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmo1KoSxriQ

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01/16/2015

The Police. To Protect and Serve.
It’s what they are here for, supposedly. In the new world Combat Skier is proposing the police would have a little bit different role than they do now. Yes. They would be the good guys. This may be unsettling to some, but imagine a world where the police would protect communities by arresting the cretins whose only purpose in life is to take over. A real estate developer rolls into your town and instead of the red carpet, he gets the nightstick. Wow. Sure, the economy won’t be so pyramid shaped and the suckers who have bought into the bottom won’t be able to buy new monster trucks or Audis every year, but imagine, a steady state world. Maybe if you are pumping out a bunch of kids you can’t feed, the cops show up at your trailer and melt down all your snowmobiles for wind turbines. Or, if you are pumping out a bunch of kids you can’t love, the cops show up at your trophy home and melt down all your snowmobiles for wind turbines. Sounds good right? Well it might infringe on the “rights” of some. Some of the “rights” such as sacrificing your children’s future because you are too lazy to not reject the world that was presented you. Maybe the cops take business owners who import cheap labor from California and require them to downsize to point where they have to do all the work themselves. Wouldn’t it be refreshing to hear of someone who “worked so hard” to get successful, who actually was working and not just ordering others around? Probably the most important change in the duties of the police would be to mace super consuming mountain climbers and skiers who spend their evenings online, advertising themselves and the places they go to supplicants who don’t understand this only serves to destroy places. This is the most important step. These guys are thinly veiled real estate agents who actually can afford to live here after the boom.
Combat Skier recommends a police force dedicated to the protection of community from folks who aren’t contributing to anything, except their own fame, wallet, and the ski industrial complex.

01/16/2015

Tired of beheading cool places on the guillotine of the internet to hype yourself? Try Combat Skier mountain town BINGO. You don't even have to fly anywhere.

01/01/2015

Combat Skier. FIRST DISSENT of 2015!
Wild places are under attack worldwide. They will be gone one day.
Wild, when used as an noun, is something not domesticated or inhabited, such as a region or place.
When advertised, a Wild place becomes inhabited.
It has been standard practice of the outdoor industry to deploy men and women into these Wild places for advertising purposes.
These are the same companies claiming to care deeply for these regions.
Who does this serve?
The shareholders and owners of these corporations, and people who want to be fed by a spoon.
Why should I care?
Because they are in your backyard and they have no ethics with the exception of those given to them by Ayn and Milton.
Our Wild places are only commodities to these people.
Constant advertising driving desires of people seeking something they have lost.
What is lost are the Wild places. Irrevocably lost.
What can I do?

Since these Wild places represent their commodities,
Represent by turning their commodities into Wild places.

What does this mean Combat?

This means when a organization, corporation or person advertises a place online, let them know it’s not ok. Hit them where it hurts, and let them know why. If they choose to support a sponsored su***de athlete, great, but tell them to end this despotic war on OUR Wild places. They know what they do, masked as the “information age,” it in reality should be caused the “advertising age.” They don’t have to sell these places out, they choose to. A picture would suffice for ads, let the drones figure out where for themselves.

12/08/2014

The combination of going to the xmas stroll last night and coming back from a nice tour today, stuck behind a COWS not Condos truck, produced this. Maybe closer to the real problem. The Montana Land Reliance can download at will.

11/28/2014

what is Combat Skier thankful for you ask? well, how about a massive Bridger Browl expansion plan! According to PR director Coop Cooper, the plan will add 4000 acres, thousands of condos, and a ticket price consistent with Vail and Asspen:

11/24/2014

The scientists at Combat Skier have long been working to assemble an Unified Ski Theory(UST) of the universe. In an attempt to coalesce a few loose ends we need your help.
Sorry guys, this mission is for the ladies.
Here is the problem; we are attempting to show a direct relationship between narcissism and p***s size. We have much indirect evidence (and a big hunch) this is an inverse relationship.
What we need; any of you women who have slept with any sponsored athlete in any snow sport, send us a private message giving the name of the athlete, snow sport, and general dimensions of his genitalia.
What we will do; We will skin down and blowdart neck hunt these narcissists, and, once tranquilized, take their dimensions, both flaccid and erect(using the Grey’s technology).
Once a hundred or so athletes have been recorded, we will use this information to help fill in some gaps in the UST.
Science marches on.
Of course, we will try real hard to generalize and not advertise their wild places, real hard.

11/21/2014

This guy has real 5th generation Montana values, he hates g**s, does not believe in science, and is only concerned about $$$

11/18/2014

10/23/2014

e-BROla is here. It is on our shores. Please protect yourself from contracting this highly controversial virus.

07/08/2014

06/27/2014

I couldn't think of a more deserving fellow