10/08/2025
Wondering what your zombie character might be like for the Zombie Role Play game? Here's a sample character. Its meant to be fun and allow you to go as crazy or as reserved as you like!
Here's a sample zio: get it? Bio but zombie? Righhhhtttt....
"Dead Serious About the Numbers"
Before the bite, Harold Finch was an accountant so meticulous he once balanced a city budget using nothing but coffee, anxiety, and a calculator older than his boss. His biggest thrill was finding a missing decimal point.
That all changed after a late-night audit at a suspicious biotech firm. One “client meeting” later, Harold woke up pale, cold, and craving *something a little meatier than lunch.
Now, he’s the founder of “Grave Ledger Accounting”, offering undead financial services for ghouls, ghosts, and rock bands that can’t remember where they buried their royalties.
He still wears a tie (mostly because zombies never change clothes), and his catchphrase lives on in both boardrooms and graveyards:
“I may be dead… but your books are alive and balanced.”
Every tax season, he shuffles back into the office — calculator in one hand, brain snack in the other — ready to prove that even the undead respect a good audit.