Nutty McGooferton

Nutty McGooferton Nutty was cast outta Hell by the devil and several demons to fend for herself. Haunting clown with an insatiable blood thirst...

Be*******ty is still allowed in New Mexico and West Virginia. Help put an end to this disgusting animal cruelty!!
12/18/2022

Be*******ty is still allowed in New Mexico and West Virginia. Help put an end to this disgusting animal cruelty!!

Be******ty is animal abuse, but it is still legal in New Mexico and West Virginia. Demand action! (58002 signatures on petition)

Yes!!! Eye love it!!!
12/12/2022

Yes!!! Eye love it!!!

This is my kinda Christmas!!!
11/29/2022

This is my kinda Christmas!!!

11/16/2022

If you haven't noticed, Eye have a thing for a certain kind of balls....eye-balls. Eye even have them in my puff balls on my outfit! My balls have more balls than a lot of guys Eye know...
Eye found a ball joke, tho...kinda? Mostly?

A man with two golf balls in his pocket sits beside a blonde. She stares at his crotch and realizing her curiosity the man casually says, "golf balls." The blonde replies, "Oh...does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hehehehehehehehehehehe oops?
11/03/2022

Hehehehehehehehehehehe oops?

Eye had fun for Halloween....did you?
11/02/2022

Eye had fun for Halloween....did you?

11/01/2022

Chocolates and cheer after a fresh chunk of fear. That's what Halloween is made of!!!
🐈‍⬛ 🧡 🖤 🎃 🦇

Underneath it all, you could say Eye am a fan...or obsessed, whichever...Will Eye see you at DeadlandWoods.com ? Eye wil...
10/28/2022

Underneath it all, you could say Eye am a fan...or obsessed, whichever...
Will Eye see you at DeadlandWoods.com ?
Eye will be there...7pm to midnight...

Hell tried calling me back this weekend, AND EYE SAY NAY TO THEM, for Eye have found a better home in the woods with a b...
10/25/2022

Hell tried calling me back this weekend, AND EYE SAY NAY TO THEM, for Eye have found a better home in the woods with a better family than they ever provided.

10/16/2022

Eye was...looking for something....

Eye found someone's eyes...and found out something about myself. When human eyes are installed in my skull...Eye reveal ...
10/16/2022

Eye found someone's eyes...and found out something about myself. When human eyes are installed in my skull...Eye reveal the truth about their souls. Such fire in one...and the other was broken. It's okay. Eye like broken eyes, too....

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Lebanon, TN
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Nightmre Fuel Come to Life...

Nutty used to reside in Hell ... until the devil’s helper was a little TOO helpful. She got kicked out of Hell for no easily-explainable reason ... you’ll never guess where she landed.

Out of the fiery lake of Nashville and into the woods of Murfreesboro’s Meyer’s Creek. She still pops up randomly there, and there’s still no telling what she’ll say. It has always been easy to see what she likes most of all, though ... especially when she flaunts her collection.

Nutty just can’t wait to watch all the blind souls crawling around the woods, through the trees, screaming for help or moaning in agony. It’s too dark there, anyway. They’ll be fine.

Her new klown pals seem to enjoy her company, so far. As soon as she arrived, the looks were immeasurable and unreadable. They warmed up to her pretty quickly, though.