01/05/2026
I’m standing here staring at this perfectly curved, slightly raised, corner circle like it’s a test from the universe. Two staircases framing it like a throne room entrance… and absolutely no clue what’s supposed to live here.
It’s too important to leave empty, but also too awkward for anything normal. A table feels wrong. A plant feels underqualified. A chair would look like it’s waiting to be interrogated. This spot has main character energy and I don’t know if I’m ready to commit.
This feels like the kind of place where people put:
• a dramatic plant that costs way too much
• a statue nobody understands
• a grand piano if they’re rich and unhinged
