“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas … with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
10 WAYS TO GET SCREWED TILL SUNDAY IN LAS VEGAS
Stand in line for half the night without
anybody noticing you. Pay twice as much for your table then the group next to you. Meet a “VIP Host” on the strip that will over promise and under deliver. Pay for a limo to a strip club when you can have one for free
Pay for a dance floor table and get a table facing the men’s room. Get a LILY Pad at the pool party that stinks then sinks. Pay full price for a bottle when the deal is buy one get one free. Pay full price for a Vegas Show when the deal is buy one get one free. Get weekend pricing during the weekday. Don’t call Lost Vegas! 702.708.2848
SERVICES:
There is no right or wrong way to do Vegas. No matter what - your coming home broke…..the question is how broke? But seriously, the bottom line is, you don’t have to have an unlimited budget to be treated as an VIP and have a great time in Vegas. If you know where to go and which deals to ask for you can save a ton of cash! The concept at LOST VEGAS is that we pass on the savings directly to you. Through our established contacts at all major venues, we get the deals that you don’t even know exist. For example, a bottle of Vodka will cost you $750.00 (tax and tip included) at any given night club. Depending on the night and club we can get you a table with two bottles for $585.00 ( tax & tip included) that’s a savings of $915.00. We ask you to pay us 20% of your savings which is $183.00. When all said and done your still ahead $732.00 – not bad for one night out. Another example is with tables with a minimum spend. Through our industry contacts we can get you a $2000.00 table for $1300.00. Again you save $700.00 and we ask for 20% of the savings. All deals are custom – we do not have any pre negotiated deals – we broker your deal for you, BECAUSE THE MORE YOU SAVE THE MORE WE MAKE. The price will depend on several aspects :
1) What dates you’re in town
2) What Venue you want to go to
3) What Dj is playing
4) What is your Guy /Girl ratio
5) How far in advance you book. Booking through LOST VEGAS will also give you access to discounts for shooting range, racing super cars, curing your hangover at Hangover Heaven and many more. These discounts we pass on directly to you as an added value to our services. And you might even have enough left over for a champagne shower.
10 THINGS YOU MUST DO IN VEGAS BEFORE YOU DIE
1) Dream Racing - http://www.dreamracing.com/- Dream Racing is the new five-star driving experience at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway and the only one where you can get behind the wheel of a real Ferrari race car. Our goal at Dream Racing is to offer the best driving experience, where the main character is not the car…it’s you: the driver.
2) EXOTICS RACING http://www.exoticsracing.com/ -choose from 1 -13 supercars – Lamo , R8, Ferrari,McLaren,Auston Martin many more
3) http://www.stripgunclub.com/ – Top Notch Instruction
Perfect your aim and learn to shoot at Strip Gun Club, the first and only shooting range located on the Las Vegas strip. Over 4,500 square feet of stylish space designed for novice and experienced shooters; provides accurate and effective target practice with seven full shooting lanes. Shooters have access to a vast array of fi****ms including rifles, full automatics, handguns and shotguns.
4) http://machinegunsvegas.com/ - Welcome to a unique evolution in Las Vegas entertainment, where we have combined a sophisticated club atmosphere with the heart-pounding adrenaline rush of high-power machine guns for the ultimate Las Vegas experience.
5) http://www.viator.com/ – Take off from Las Vegas Airport on an exhilarating helicopter flight to the Grand Canyon. You’ll enjoy a 45-minute helicopter flight each way, land deep in the canyon for a champagne picnic, and fly low over the famous Las Vegas neon Strip on your return. The Grand Canyon All American Helicopter Tour is a half-day tour, leaving you with time in the day free to explore Las Vegas and Nevada at your leisure.
6) http://www.maverickhelicopter.com/ - Enjoy spectacular views of Red Rock Canyon, Mt. Charleston, and the surrounding mountain ranges as you fly over the Las Vegas Strip in a state-of-the-art ECO-Star helicopter.
7) http://www.hangoverheaven.com/ – Hangover Heaven is the first medical clinic dedicated to curing hangovers, whether it be from alcohol, stress, or life in general. All of us lead busy, fast paced lives full of responsibilities, deadlines, andpoor diet choices. There are many studies that show most Americans are vitamin and antioxidant deficient. This can lead to fatigue, illness, poor mood, and weight gain. Our hangover treatments can get you back to your vacation or busy day quickly.
8) http://www.vore.com/ -you’re in charge! It’s you who hets behind rhe wheel to drive the ultimate Las Vegas off road ream, the VORE CHALLANGE RACE TRUCK.
9) http://www.vegasoffroadtours.com/ – Unlike other off road tour companies, Vegas Off Road Tours offers just that, “real tours.” Getting on a desert buggy and endlessly riding around has no real point, and although still very fun, you can only ride an ATV for so long before it gets boring. We take you to interesting and exciting historical destinations of the old wild west. Your tour guides are knowledgeable and have been around these parts for most of their lives.
10) http://www.boatinglakemead.com/ – With our wide variety of boats to rent on Lake Mead, you and your family will have a great day on the water. Whether you want to ski, tube, cruise, fish, swim or just take in the sights, you will find what you need at Las Vegas Boat Harbor. PAYMENT YOU ASK?
1) You can pay directly at the Venue, the price we quote you is the price you pay at the door. However, you need to meet with one of your LOST VEGAS hosts prior to the start of the night to pre pay your deal.
2) You can pay directly to us via credit card authorization, we book the deal for you at the Venue and you can show up at whatever time you wish. You still meet our host, you don’t wait in line, the only difference is you don’t have to be there at 10.30 sharp to not lose your table.
