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Woodson Mansion See long description. Nothing is "short" at the Woodson Mansion. The act of pursuing happiness and self destruction at the same time.

What the Woodson Mansion is about:

Partying:
This simple and common word is defined best by the euphoria one experiences whilst pumping ones hard earned coinage into the relentlessly sticky w***e known as "party time". Drinking:
The consumption of alcoholic beverages in order to induce euphoria and create sexually active females. Dancing:
An act done vertically that people wish to do horizontally. The act of elaborately flailing around your appendages in an attempt to impress or entertain someone or a group of people. B**r Pong:
A drinking game played at parties where everyone thinks they are the best at it. Slumber Partying:
It is a party in which a group of friends, esp. girls, sleep at one friend's home having tons of fun. Hangovers:
That annoying period between inebriation. Can also be avoided by continuously consuming alcohol until dead.

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11124 Woodson Avenue
Kensington, MD
20895

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