Woodson Mansion

Woodson Mansion See long description. Nothing is "short" at the Woodson Mansion. The act of pursuing happiness and self destruction at the same time.

What the Woodson Mansion is about:

Partying:
This simple and common word is defined best by the euphoria one experiences whilst pumping ones hard earned coinage into the relentlessly sticky w***e known as "party time". Drinking:
The consumption of alcoholic beverages in order to induce euphoria and create sexually active females. Dancing:
An act done vertically that people wish to do horizontally

. The act of elaborately flailing around your appendages in an attempt to impress or entertain someone or a group of people. Beer Pong:
A drinking game played at parties where everyone thinks they are the best at it. Slumber Partying:
It is a party in which a group of friends, esp. girls, sleep at one friend's home having tons of fun. Hangovers:
That annoying period between inebriation. Can also be avoided by continuously consuming alcohol until dead.

12/04/2016

It's back on! Go get it.

The sequel to Reliving a YTMND Memory. (Yes, I know...this hurts your eyes after a while.)

03/04/2013

It is time...

Was Maren Rey here?
11/10/2012

Was Maren Rey here?

11/10/2012

Tonight we are celebraaacking our 5th roommate, Michael Röhr!

We're officially a business in the state of Maryland.
10/10/2012

We're officially a business in the state of Maryland.

Oktoberfest 2012. Let's do this.
10/06/2012

Oktoberfest 2012. Let's do this.

Finally... our new roommates, Laurel and Hardy, arrived after 4 weeks in quarantine.
09/20/2012

Finally... our new roommates, Laurel and Hardy, arrived after 4 weeks in quarantine.

Just ordered one for the basement and one for the living room:http://youtu.be/j7_lxiU8eLM
07/19/2012

Just ordered one for the basement and one for the living room:
http://youtu.be/j7_lxiU8eLM

A1 concepts is proud to introduce an innovative pizza machine which makes it possible to create an authentic pizza, made with only fresh ingredients from scr...

07/06/2012

See you guys tonight at 9:30pm. BYOB and a Chainsaw if you want a piece of the pine tree!

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No [ ]
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Only if Michael Roehr attempts the cinnamon challenge [ ]

FELIX, THE F***ING THUNDERSTORM FLOODED THE BASEMENT AGAIN!
07/06/2012

FELIX, THE F***ING THUNDERSTORM FLOODED THE BASEMENT AGAIN!

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11124 Woodson Avenue
Kensington, MD
20895

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