10/16/2026
KANOPOLIS DRIVE-IN INCIDENT REPORT
Incident: Ran out of letters.
Request for assistance: Can I buy a vowel? And whatever the hell else we’re missing.
Action taken: Used what we had.
Evidence: See attached. Regrettably.
Staff statement: “Looks fine from the road.”
Finding: It does not.
Management asked who approved the sign. No one is owning it!
Status: Still up.