All three of them share the top spot for this millennium’s most eligible bachelors, all ready to leave the safe shore of bachelorhood and dive into the tumultuous & engulfing ocean of marriage with their yet-to-be-discovered mermaids. But with that being said, Alpha house is as unique, inviting and infectious as their strong alpha dog personalities – a perfect blend of rugged and soft. On any give
n day, you may find visitors indulge in a knock out round of pool over bottles of beer or soak themselves in the picturesque sights of Manhattan over a smooth glass of fine wine. You may cash in on some dollars playing Poker on a Friday night while find yourself losing steam in an exhausting kayaking session the very next day – Alpha house mixes indoors and outdoors with a zeal and energy that is unparalleled in the universe. It should be no surprise therefore to learn that Alpha house has visitors from the world over. Many of whom have visited the house multiple times. It’s a place where, except for its three primary alpha dogs, every visitor has discovered himself/herself. It’s neither a sorority nor a fraternity, but more on the lines of a cult. Says Vishal Bajoria, an honorary member, ‘Alpha house, to me is a shrine. My quick and private get-away to bachelorhood. A place where I’m never judged and always made to feel welcome. The only place in the world where I am not subject to syringes and anesthesia. It thrills me, excites me and I always want to go back for more.’
A visibly emotional Sudeep Jasani chirps in, ‘Alpha house gives me hope, a reason to live. To me, it is the ‘Brotherhood of sustained underpants’. I always wear my same heart printed Speedos when I visit Alpha House. It’s my way of saying thanks.’
Kunal Prakash, a top executive at a big Investment Bank, says with a lump in his throat, ‘My t**h travels First Class around the globe, but for me Alpha House is an oasis of comfort.’ Then, using his entire creative prowess the exec states, ‘Alpha House is like Beethoven’s Symphony. It thugs at the heart strings wherever I go – I perpetually hear the thumpa thumpa.’
Ashi Jain, a creative head at an avant-garde fashion label was initially skeptical but is now sold. She attributes almost all of her creative success to sights and sounds of Alpha House. The fashionista says, ‘Alpha House is always in vogue. It’s like a beautiful kaleidoscope that constantly grabs attention. A riot of colors, Alpha House, has been a source of inspiration for many of my art works. I’ve even taken the inspiration into the kitchen. My home made chilly parathas, ginger tea and delectable red velvet cake have all been inspired by the personalities of each of the three alpha dogs. It’s my Mecca.’
Digging deep down, a sensitive Steevan D’Souza draws a personal metaphor when he says, ‘Alpha house is the museum which houses Michelangelo’s Naked David – making Alpha House a place I want to visit over and over again.’
So, if you are sitting back, salivating and wondering if you qualify to be one of the coveted guests at Alpha House, then relax. So long as you have a little sense of humor and a penchant for the unexpected, you’re in. Famous inspirational words of primary alpha dogs –
Jinesh Sanghvi: “Rock on!”
Navin Kumar: “Excuse Me!”
Kanishka Pathak: “Pump it up!”
So folks, welcome to Alpha House – a cult of the fun kind! Not a single dull moment!
