08/28/2026
🚨⚠️ BEFORE YOU MEET RENEE: A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ⚠️🚨
Alright, if I were trying to properly prepare someone for meeting Renee, I’d probably start with this:
You’re going to need to lower your expectations of “normal.” 😂
Renee is the kind of person who can take a simple idea and somehow turn it into a full-blown project, event, craft, business venture, photo shoot, or mildly chaotic adventure before you even realize what happened.
She’ll say, “I have an idea…”
And that is your first warning sign. 🚩😂
Because it will NEVER just be an idea.
It’ll be:
“Can we make a sign?”
“Can we change the picture?”
“Can we make it cuter?”
“Wait… I have another idea.”
“Okay, one more thing…”
And suddenly it’s 47 revisions later and you're emotionally invested in the font choice. 😂
Renee has an impressive ability to look at something perfectly acceptable and think:
“Yeah… but we could make that WAY better.”
She is creative, determined, slightly particular about the details, and absolutely WILL know when something isn't quite right.
If the balloon dog has the wrong leg?
She'll notice. 🎈😂
If the logo is slightly off?
She'll notice.
If something could be 12% cuter?
Oh, she definitely noticed. 😂
She also has the unique ability to be simultaneously incredibly organized about one thing while saying, “We'll figure it out!” about something else.
And somehow…
she always does figure it out.
She's the kind of person who will pour her heart into making an event special, go completely overboard making sure everyone is having fun, and then casually act like it was no big deal.
She's a little chaotic.
She's stubborn when she knows she's right.
She's probably already thinking of three more things she could add.
And if you tell her, “You don't need to do all that…”
Congratulations.
You have just guaranteed that she's going to do ALL of that… and probably add something else. 😂
But underneath the chaos, creativity, caffeine-fueled ideas, and “WAIT, I CAN MAKE THAT!” energy is someone who genuinely cares.
She loves making people happy.
She loves creating memories.
And she has a knack for turning ordinary moments into something people actually remember.
So if you're about to meet Renee…
You've been warned. 😂
She's creative.
She's energetic.
She's determined.
She's a little ridiculous.
She's probably already planning something.
And whatever you think you're getting yourself into…
You're probably underestimating it. 😂❤️
