09/15/2026
Just know that if I ever die, there will be no shortage of memories.
On Google, there is about 20 years worth of photos and videos of all my shenanigans.
And one day, I hope not too soon, I don't want one of those funerals where everyone is somber and sad. I want all of these videos and pictures played so my life can be relived like a movie.
On December 15th, 2006, I said a quote while sitting on top of a lion statue.
"One day in 20 years, they're gonna dig these video up and be like...he was a du***ss."
Well, that day is almost upon us.
20 years.
Man what a ride.