10/12/2026
Somewhere along the way, Halloween became another thing we’re supposed to buy.
But I think we’re missing out on the best part: standing in a room surrounded by cardboard, masking tape, paint, and questionable materials, trying to turn a completely ridiculous idea into something you can wear.
And then wearing it. In public. Like it’s a perfectly reasonable thing to do.
Here are 20 weird Halloween costume ideas, rated for difficulty by me, an artist with a lot of experience making things that probably don’t need to exist.
Some you can make in an afternoon. Others require patience, structural engineering, and possibly a complete disregard for your other responsibilities.
I think one of the saddest things about adulthood is how many wonderfully unnecessary things we stop making.
So here’s your invitation to make something completely absurd.
(And please post or send me the picture, I’m dying to see!)
IMAGE CREDITS: 1. Cole Zlata • Point Reyes Artist
2. Bag Heads: Man — creator unknown, via Pinterest. Cat — Montgomery Center for the Arts
3. Human Candelabra: dorque.world
4. Anglerfish: Liz Sexton
5. Flat Masks: Etsy seller FunandDime (vintage masks)
6. Frog: oborot_pm
7. Silverware: CLARISSE D’ARCIMOLES
8. The Crescent Relic: Cole Zlata • Point Reyes Artist
9. Eyeball Twins: Cat Johnston
10. Formal Whale: Thom Browne, Fall/Winter 2015 Menswear
11. House Head: Willem Dafoe photographed by SZILVESZTER MAKÓ for GQ Italia; Cole Zlata • Point Reyes Artist
12. The Many-Eyed Oracle: Polina Osipova, Self-Portrait with Pearl Cameras (2020), via Forbes Russia
13. Two Faced: Cole Zlata • Point Reyes Artist
14. Colorful Jaguar: Nadia Tan
15. The Moon Face: Creator unknown, via Pinterest
16. Bird People: Liz Sexton
17. Eye Burst: Etsy paper mask pattern by Wintercroft
18. Sun + Moon: Braden Lam
19. Moth Mask: Creator unknown, via Pinterest
20. Orange Sun: Costumes for Bouboulitsa’s Dream by Greek artist Leda Papaconstantinou