Smart/Dirty Designs

01/10/2025

We should all be a little more like Maxine

Also, I finished a thing

12/19/2024

12/13/2024

A revision has been made 😜

12/04/2024

Cyan: Hey buddy! How's that existential crisis going?
Magenta squints.
Cyan: Ya figuring it out?

Magenta: I don't know... I guess I just want a better world?
Cyan: What's that look like?

Magenta: I want a world where folks don't have to go without food or medicine because of a stupid little game we made up. Money shouldn't get in the way of LIVING.

Magenta: I want a world where we aren't divided by fearful ignorance. A world where people accept and respect one another without judgement or prejudice.

Magenta: A world where we aren't fooled into hating each other by gold-hoarding dragons.

Cyan: Those just sound more like dreams and wishes than actual wants. What's any of that mean for YOU personally?

Magenta: I hate it when you make sense.
Cyan: Thanks!

12/02/2024

I finally added the soup can candles to my shop! Order by Tuesday the 10th and it'll get to ya by Christmas 😁

All my candles (and stash jars) are made from actual soup cans. They're opened with a special opener so ya don't gotta worry about sharp edges!

Get yours in my shop at SmartDirty.com

11/27/2024

Magenta: A BETTER WORLD IS POSSIBLE!
Square1: You're naive!
Square2: Grow up!
Square1: This is just how things are!
Cyan: W-what's happening?

Magenta: You cannot wake someone who is pretending to be asleep. Their ignorance is carefully cultivated and apathy fiercely defended.

Magenta: They tell themselves things are how they are and that nothing ever changes, despite change being all around us.

Magenta: They cover their ears and shut their eyes to all evidence to the contrary. It's how they get to sleep at night.

Square1: SHuT uP!
Square2: wE'Re gOoD pEoPLe!!!
Square1: yOu'Re sO mEaN!!!
Cyan: Whatever, you right angle weirdos.

11/20/2024

Square1: OH GROSS, OVOIDS!
Square2: Pick a real shape, freaks!
Cyan: Let's choose violence.
Magenta: Maybe.

Cyan: What even is a 'real' shape?!
Magenta: Good question. Society's rules for who is and is not accepted as a valid shape are almost entirely arbitrary.

Cyan: ...um...
Magenta: A better world is possible.

Squares, distant: Sounds like dirty co**ie talk!
Cyan: Magenta, I really hate the squares.
Magenta: Me too, Cyan. Me too.

11/13/2024

Magenta: What do you say if you're stopped by the cops?
Cyan: Why am I being stopped?

Magenta: And if they start asking questions?
Cyan: I'm not interested in discussing my day.

Magenta: If they ask MORE questions?

Cyan: Am I free to go or am I being detained?

-Magenta: If you ARE being detained?
Cyan: I invoke my 5th Amendment right to remain silent.
-Magenta: And then what?

Cyan: I want a lawyer and refuse to answer any questions without one present.
Magenta: Perfection.

Magenta: Know your rights, kids.
Cyan: Don't talk to cops!