03/30/2026
So I finally stopped procrastinating and rebuilt my entire website. Ten days. Thirty-three sessions. An mass-summoned AI sidekick. Eight bugs so annoying I gave them cosmic horror names.
The highlights:
* My About page is literally an RPG character select screen
* My professional page has a secret chaos mode (if you find the toggle, you'll understand)
*The comment button says "TRANSMIT" instead of "Submit" because I have priorities
Anyway it's live now and I'm unreasonably proud of it. Go poke around and let me know what you think. And yes, if you find a bug, I will name it something eldritch and add it to the saga.
Keeping score for the big-man for more than a decade.