Official Rob Haughton

Official Rob Haughton Ushering in the second coming of Christ while speaking on all matters pertaining to life…and quite often just being a silly goose. It gets weird here.

04/20/2026

God saw all that he had made--and it was very good!
-Genesis 1:31

04/20/2026

As far as icing goes, I’m more of an earth tones fella than a primary colors kinda guy.

04/19/2026

And I say this, brothers and sisters: The time is short. So then those who have wives should be as those who have none, those with tears like those not weeping, those who rejoice like those not rejoicing, those who buy like those without possessions, those who use the world as though they were not using it to the full. For the present shape of this world is passing away.
-1 Corinthians 7:29-31

Nature, dog. 🤌🏻
04/19/2026

Nature, dog. 🤌🏻

04/18/2026

Whoever is not with me is against me, and whoever does not gather with me scatters.
-Luke 11:23

04/18/2026

I’m no longer concerned with platforms or pulpits, as I believe our time is short. Ask me anything. Theology question? Shoot. Marriage? Ask away. Mental health? I’m here. My only rules are I won’t throw anybody under the bus and I won’t cop to anything that could get me in serious trouble. 😇

04/18/2026

I love how when you rebuke somebody for posting something stupid about relationships they automatically think you’re complaining about your own marriage. No, baby, it’s just that you yourself are in league with Satan. Repent.

04/18/2026

Media outlets notoriously post misleading information in order to get clicks and stir up rage. Always question everything you read, and consider how the title is leading you to believe something. They may not come out and say the bad thing is true but they purposefully twist words so that they have culpable deniability when it all hits the fan. CNN should be held to the highest account for how they worded their article on what is a very important issue. Here is why you should not pass along false information about the 62 million (or anything else):

1) When you pass along information that is false, the truth of what’s shared loses credence, as you put everything you say into question. Never lie in order to make a point. It only devalues everything else you say. There were really awful crimes committed against real people and we can’t let that get tossed to the wayside by a grossly exaggerated number. You do actual harm to people by sharing false information.

2) When you know it was less than a thousand dudes, it is still grotesque and evil, but it’s nothing that the government (or a group like Anonymous) couldn’t put together a team to find out who they are and take care of them in a permanent capacity. This can and should be squashed to prevent any further evils of the sort. That said, it is such a small percentage of the world’s population that there is no need for the average woman to fear any more than she might after watching a crime drama. It’s irrational, and should subside quickly.

3) When you lie and say that millions of men have done this, it gives women across the planet a valid reason to live in fear. No woman should be subjected to that sort of torment. Society itself will collapse if spouses can’t trust one another and think the other is actively seeking their harm. It also put a target on men’s backs as that large of a number would be a reasonable cause for a new civil war. It is harmful in ways I shudder to think about.

HOLD CNN ACCOUNTABLE.

04/18/2026

If you lie some of the time you can be trusted none of the time. Repent.

04/17/2026

She had a sister named Mary, who sat at the Lord's feet and listened to what he said. But Martha was distracted with all the preparations she had to make, so she came up to him and said, "Lord, don't you care that my sister has left me to do all the work alone? Tell her to help me." But the Lord answered her, "Martha, Martha, you are worried and troubled about many things, but one thing is needed. Mary has chosen the best part; it will not be taken away from her."
-Luke 10:39-42

04/17/2026

If you see anything about “62 million” men/visits, please don’t be so evil and foolish as to pass on this vile information. The actual number is under 1,000 users. While that is still reprehensible, 62 million creates a narrative that paints all men as monsters, and it is Satan’s desire for you to believe it and pass it on.

04/16/2026

On that same occasion Jesus rejoiced in the Holy Spirit and said, "I praise you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and intelligent, and revealed them to little children. Yes, Father, for this was your gracious will.”
-Luke 10:21

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