Official Rob Haughton

09/20/2026

The one who is slow to anger has great understanding, but the one who has a quick temper exalts folly.
-Proverbs 14:29

09/20/2026

As the one who made the cookies I get to lick the be**er.

09/19/2026

The one who despises his neighbor sins, but whoever is kind to the needy is blessed.
-Proverbs 14:21

09/19/2026

The older I get the more of a domesticated dork I become, but if I’m being honest I was a pretty domesticated dork as a teenager, too.

09/18/2026

All I’m saying is that if anybody wants to do a Digital Underground biopic where Shock G is a white dude, just a little growth and I gotchu.

09/18/2026

Where there are no oxen, the feeding trough is clean, but an abundant harvest is produced by strong oxen.
-Proverbs 14:4

09/18/2026

Let’s be weird

“Christianity today is so subnormal that if any Christian began to act like a normal New Testament Christian, he would be considered abnormal.”

Leonard Ravenhill | Why Revival Tarries

09/18/2026

09/17/2026

The one who spares his rod hates his child, but the one who loves his child is diligent in disciplining him.
-Proverbs 13:24

09/17/2026

When choosing friends or especially a spouse, you can w**d out the most selfish ones by observing a few details.

-Do they return their shopping cart?
-Do they clean up after themselves at fast food restaurants (and in general)?
-Are they kind to waitstaff and restaurant workers?
-Do they use blinkers without fail?
-If they stop a microwave before the timer goes off, do they clear the time or leave it for the next person?

Avoid like the plague those people who would require a “no” response to any of these questions.