Sharky's Machine

Sharky's Machine Karaoke, Dj, Texas Holdem Poker, great drinks, and all the best 21+ fun. Welcome to your new favorit Welcome to West Houston’s favorite neighborhood hangout!
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This is more than your average bar: We’re a spot for all crowds to join together and a place where good times are guaranteed, take a seat at the bar and sip on your go-to drink. Good Hip-hop, Top 40s, Pop, Old Skool, and more will always be playing, and our dance floor is the perfect place to get your groove on. Whether you’re stopping by for our pool or poker tournaments, karaoke, or just a casual night, we can’t wait to have you here.

🏀💰 BIG BALLER BINGO 💰🏀🔥 NBA FINALS ENERGY x CASH MONEY BINGO 🔥🎤 HOSTED BY Q💵 BRING OUT THEM DOLLAS🏆 BIG WINS • BIG VIBES...
06/03/2026

🏀💰 BIG BALLER BINGO 💰🏀

🔥 NBA FINALS ENERGY x CASH MONEY BINGO 🔥

🎤 HOSTED BY Q
💵 BRING OUT THEM DOLLAS
🏆 BIG WINS • BIG VIBES • BIG ENERGY

📍 WEEKLY WEDNESDAYS
🚪 Doors Open: 7PM
🎱 Bingo Starts: 8:15PM

💸 ROUNDS 1–5
$5 CARD or (3) FOR $13

🔥 BLACKOUT ROUND
1 CARD = $15
(3) FOR $30

🎯 LUCKY # FAST MONEY ROUND
$5 INDIVIDUAL CARD
One lucky bingo number wins the pot ON THE SPOT!

🏀 Finals atmosphere
💵 Cash flying
🎶 Party vibes all night

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♠️🦈 **WEDNESDAY NIGHTS JUST HIT DIFFERENT AT SHARKY'S MACHINE!** 🦈♠️Looking for the perfect midweek escape?🔥 **713 Poker...
06/03/2026

♠️🦈 **WEDNESDAY NIGHTS JUST HIT DIFFERENT AT SHARKY'S MACHINE!** 🦈♠️

Looking for the perfect midweek escape?

🔥 **713 Poker League kicks off at 8PM**
🎲 Friendly competition, big hands, and bragging rights on the line.
🥃 Ice-cold whiskey, great drinks, and your favorite bartenders behind the bar.
🌯 Grab a bite while you play with our loaded Steak & Cheese and Chicken & Cheese Subs.
🎉 Good Times. Great Drinks. Big Flavor.

Whether you're chasing a full house, enjoying a whiskey with friends, or just looking for a great night out, **Sharky's Machine is the place to be every Wednesday!**

📍 Houston, TX
🕗 Poker Starts at 8PM Sharp
♠️ All Skill Levels Welcome
🥃 Whiskey • Food • Poker • Fun

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🍹✨ TUESDAY HAPPY HOUR WITH NICI ✨🍹Your favorite bartender is behind the bar and the drinks are flowing! 😎🍻🔥 Happy Hour U...
06/02/2026

🍹✨ TUESDAY HAPPY HOUR WITH NICI ✨🍹

Your favorite bartender is behind the bar and the drinks are flowing! 😎🍻

🔥 Happy Hour Until 7:30 PM 🔥
🥃 $2.75 Wells
🍺 $3.00 Domestic Beers

Great drinks, great vibes, and plenty of reasons to stay for one more round. Grab your friends and kick off your evening at Sharky's Machine!

📍 Sharky's Machine
⏰ Happy Hour until 7:30 PM

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🍻🎉 MONDAY FUNDAY NIGHT IS HERE! 🎉🍻👀👀👀 Q IS BARTENDING 👀👀👀Start your week the right way at Sharky's Machine with great dr...
06/01/2026

🍻🎉 MONDAY FUNDAY NIGHT IS HERE! 🎉🍻

👀👀👀 Q IS BARTENDING 👀👀👀

Start your week the right way at Sharky's Machine with great drinks, great people, and industry-night energy!

🥃 $5 JACK & COKE (Jack & Sprite at regular price)

🤔 ORDER WISE OR GET A SURPRISE aka K.I.S.S.

🍹 $13 LIGHTS OUT SPECIALTY DRINK Our signature deep-maroon cocktail with a serious kick!

🔥 SUPER INDUSTRY NIGHT AFTER 8PM!!! 🔥

Whether you're getting off work, meeting friends, or just looking for a fun Monday night out, we've got the drinks, laughs, and good vibes waiting for you.

📍 Sharky's Machine 🍺 Cold Drinks 🏈 Sports on the Screens 🎱 Great Company 🎉 Monday Night Shenanigans

Tag your crew and come make Monday your favorite night of the week! 🍻🍹🎉

HAPPY HOUR WITH BLU TIL 730WE OPEN AT 1PM!!!!!!2.75 DOMESTICS 3.00 WELLS
06/01/2026

HAPPY HOUR WITH BLU TIL 730

WE OPEN AT 1PM!!!!!!

2.75 DOMESTICS
3.00 WELLS

🎤🎶 KARAOKE NIGHT AT SHARKY'S MACHINE 🎶🎤🌟 Grab the mic and own the stage! 🌟🍔 Delicious Food 🍹 Ice-Cold Drinks 🎵 All Your ...
06/01/2026

🎤🎶 KARAOKE NIGHT AT SHARKY'S MACHINE 🎶🎤

🌟 Grab the mic and own the stage! 🌟

🍔 Delicious Food 🍹 Ice-Cold Drinks 🎵 All Your Favorite Songs 🎉 Great Friends • Great Vibes • Great Times

🎤 Karaoke Starts at 9:30 PM

Whether you're a superstar singer or just singing for fun, Sharky's Machine is the place to be!

📍 Sharky's Machine 🍹 Amazing Drink Specials 🍔 Fresh, Delicious Food 🎶 Non-Stop Entertainment

Come hungry. Come thirsty. Leave with memories.

🎤🍹🍔🦈

HAPPY HOUR WITH AMBER Til 730PM!!!COME HAVE A COLD ONE!!!SEE YOU SOON!!!!!
05/31/2026

HAPPY HOUR WITH
AMBER Til 730PM!!!
COME HAVE A COLD ONE!!!

SEE YOU SOON!!!!!

05/30/2026

Lurking just outside is da Big Stacks just waiting for that opportune moment ..
Saturday Night .. 8pm @ Sharky's Machine
Texas Hold'em...
Rsvp / On-time / B2B Bonus
Rsvp before 6:17 pm to get in on the raffle for a free drink..

**🚨 WHO IS READY FOR SOME SHENANIGANS?! 🚨**The weekend is officially here, and you already know where the party is at t...
05/30/2026

**🚨 WHO IS READY FOR SOME SHENANIGANS?! 🚨**
The weekend is officially here, and you already know where the party is at tonight! 🌊🦈
Amber is taking over the bar at **Sharky’s Machine**, and things are about to get wild. The drinks are ice cold, the vibes are purely cinematic, and our shark bartenders are ready to pour up whatever you’re drinking. 🍹✨
👇 **DROP A COMMENT BELOW:** 👇
1️⃣ What is your go-to Saturday night drink? 🍸
2️⃣ Tag the squad you’re bringing with you tonight! 👯‍♂️
As Amber always says: **“Come have a smile and a drink!”** 😉 See y'all tonight!

🌟 LADIES, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU! 🌟💃 Grab your girls and head to Sharky’s Machine this Saturday night for an evening of grea...
05/30/2026

🌟 LADIES, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU! 🌟

💃 Grab your girls and head to Sharky’s Machine this Saturday night for an evening of great drinks, music, and good vibes!

🍷 $4 Wine
🍸 $5 House Martinis
🥃 $6 Calls

⏰ Specials available from 9:30 PM – 11:30 PM ONLY!

🎶 DJ • Dancing • Friends • Fun

📍 Sharky’s Machine
5222 Barker Cypress Rd, Houston, TX 77084
📞 281-855-9775

Tag your crew and make it a girls' night out! 💋✨

**🚨 WHO IS READY FOR SOME FRIDAY SHENANIGANS?! 🚨**The weekend is officially here, and you already know where the party i...
05/29/2026

**🚨 WHO IS READY FOR SOME FRIDAY SHENANIGANS?! 🚨**
The weekend is officially here, and you already know where the party is at tonight! 🌊🦈
Amber is taking over the bar at **Sharky’s Machine**, and things are about to get wild. The drinks are ice cold, the vibes are purely cinematic, and our shark bartenders are ready to pour up whatever you’re drinking. 🍹✨
👇 **DROP A COMMENT BELOW:** 👇
1️⃣ What is your go-to Friday night drink? 🍸
2️⃣ Tag the squad you’re bringing with you tonight! 👯‍♂️
As Amber always says: **“Come have a smile and a drink!”** 😉 See y'all tonight!

HAPPY HOUR WITH AMBER Til 730PM!!!COME HAVE A COLD ONE!!!WINGS AND TENDERS AT 630!!!SEE YOU SOON!!!!!
05/28/2026

HAPPY HOUR WITH
AMBER Til 730PM!!!
COME HAVE A COLD ONE!!!
WINGS AND TENDERS AT 630!!!
SEE YOU SOON!!!!!

$500 BLACKOUT WINNER WEEK 1 OF BIG BALLER BINGORD 1 $95RD $95 RD $ 110RD $ 145RD $ 500EXTRA RD $240DONT MISS NEXT WEEK!!...
05/28/2026

$500 BLACKOUT WINNER WEEK 1
OF BIG BALLER BINGO

RD 1 $95
RD $95
RD $ 110
RD $ 145
RD $ 500
EXTRA RD $240

DONT MISS NEXT WEEK!!!!

🔥 WELL DON’T WASTE TIME!!!! 🔥🍹 ASHLEY & MANDI 🍹TONIGHT behind the bar serving up the fun for:🎉 BIG BALLER BINGO♠️ POKER ...
05/27/2026

🔥 WELL DON’T WASTE TIME!!!! 🔥

🍹 ASHLEY & MANDI 🍹
TONIGHT behind the bar serving up the fun for:

🎉 BIG BALLER BINGO
♠️ POKER NIGHT

⏰ BOTH START AT 8PM!!!!

Cold drinks 🍻
Hot bartenders 😏
Big prizes 💰
Late night vibes 🌙

See y’all tonight at Sharky’s Machine 🦈

🌮🔥 TACO TUESDAY WITH COURTNEY 🔥🍻Only at Sharky’s!!!🌮 3 Tacos for just $10 starting at 7PM🍺 Ice cold beer buckets🎉 Great ...
05/26/2026

🌮🔥 TACO TUESDAY WITH COURTNEY 🔥🍻
Only at Sharky’s!!!

🌮 3 Tacos for just $10 starting at 7PM
🍺 Ice cold beer buckets
🎉 Great vibes • Great drinks • Great food

Grab your crew and come hang with Courtney tonight! 🍻🌮

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**🚨 WHO IS READY FOR SOME SHENANIGANS?! 🚨**The weekend is officially here, and you already know where the party is at t...
05/23/2026

**🚨 WHO IS READY FOR SOME SHENANIGANS?! 🚨**
The weekend is officially here, and you already know where the party is at tonight! 🌊🦈
Amber is taking over the bar at **Sharky’s Machine**, and things are about to get wild. The drinks are ice cold, the vibes are purely cinematic, and our shark bartenders are ready to pour up whatever you’re drinking. 🍹✨
👇 **DROP A COMMENT BELOW:** 👇
1️⃣ What is your go-to Friday night drink? 🍸
2️⃣ Tag the squad you’re bringing with you tonight! 👯‍♂️
As Amber always says: **“Come have a smile and a drink!”** 😉 See y'all tonight!

🎤🔥 THROWBACK VIBES TONIGHT 🔥🎤Get ready for the ultimate 80s & 90s KARAOKE NIGHT at Sharky’s Machine!Grab the mic 🎶, brin...
05/21/2026

🎤🔥 THROWBACK VIBES TONIGHT 🔥🎤

Get ready for the ultimate 80s & 90s KARAOKE NIGHT at Sharky’s Machine!
Grab the mic 🎶, bring your crew 🍻, and enjoy some of the best wings in town 🍗🔥

🕤 STARTS AT 9:30PM
📍 5222 Barker Cypress Rd, Houston TX 77084
📞 281-855-9775

✨ Sing your favorite classics
✨ Cold drinks & late-night energy
✨ Supreme Wings & Tenders available all night

Who’s taking over the stage tonight? 👀🎙️ WingsAndTenders ThrowbackParty

Blackout pot was over 200$We split it!!! Congrats
05/21/2026

Blackout pot was over 200$

We split it!!!

Congrats

🔥🎶 TONIGHT AT SHARKY’S MACHINE 🎶🔥🚨 LAST NIGHT OF MUSIC BINGO BEFORE THE BIG BALLER BINGO SEASON BEGINS! 🚨💥 DOUBLE THE AC...
05/20/2026

🔥🎶 TONIGHT AT SHARKY’S MACHINE 🎶🔥

🚨 LAST NIGHT OF MUSIC BINGO BEFORE THE BIG BALLER BINGO SEASON BEGINS! 🚨

💥 DOUBLE THE ACTION TONIGHT 💥
🎵 MUSIC BINGO
♠️ TEXAS HOLD’EM POKER with 713POKER

🕗 BOTH GAMES START AT 8PM!!!

🍗 Wings & Tenders Wednesday starts at 6:30PM 🍗

🎤 FREE to play early rounds
💵 BLACKOUT ROUND for the BIG MONEY
🃏 Poker • Drinks • Music • Good Vibes all night long

📍 Sharky’s Machine
5222 Barker Cypress Rd
Houston, TX 77084
📞 281-855-9775

Pull up with the crew and close out Music Bingo season the RIGHT way! 🔥🍻

🌧️🍹 TUESDAY HAPPY HOUR at Sharky’s Machine 🍹🌧️The rain is pouring but so are the drinks!Come dry off and enjoy $2 WELLS ...
05/19/2026

🌧️🍹 TUESDAY HAPPY HOUR at Sharky’s Machine 🍹🌧️

The rain is pouring but so are the drinks!
Come dry off and enjoy $2 WELLS all night long with Courtney behind the bar serving up the good vibes! 🍸✨

🎉 Tuesday Happy Hour
💲 $2 Wells
📍 Sharky’s Machine
🍻 Great drinks • Great people • Rainy day vibes

Grab your crew and come have a drink with Courtney tonight!!! 🦈🍹

🔥 SHARKY’S WEEKLY LINEUP 🔥Get ready for nonstop vibes all week long at Sharky’s! 🍻🎶📅 MONDAY – Super Industry Night👉 20% ...
05/18/2026

🔥 SHARKY’S WEEKLY LINEUP 🔥

Get ready for nonstop vibes all week long at Sharky’s! 🍻🎶

📅 MONDAY – Super Industry Night
👉 20% OFF all night

📅 TUESDAY – $2 Wells
👉 Till 11PM

📅 WEDNESDAY – Poker ♠️ + Music Bingo 🎵 + Super Industry Night

📅 THURSDAY – Karaoke Night 🎤
👉 Starts at 9PM

📅 FRIDAY – $5 POWER HOUR ⚡
👉 9:30–10:30PM + Live DJ 🎧

📅 SATURDAY – LADIES NIGHT 💃
👉 Wear red = FREE KISS SHOT ❤️
👉 9–11PM + Live DJ

📅 SUNDAY – Karaoke 🎤
👉 Starts at 9PM

🍸 Good drinks. Good music. Good times. Only at Sharky’s.

Tag your crew & pull up this week! 🦈🔥

Address

5222 Barker Cypress Ste 170
Houston, TX
77084

Opening Hours

Monday 1pm - 2am
Tuesday 1pm - 2am
Wednesday 1pm - 2am
Thursday 1pm - 2am
Friday 1pm - 2am
Saturday 12pm - 2am
Sunday 12pm - 2am

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