Dark Arts & Loved Crafts by Vinc

Dark Arts & Loved Crafts by Vinc Welcome to a world of Dark Arts! Crafted with equal parts love and evil. Come down to The Crypt and let us dig something up for you!

It’s okay. So are we.
10/18/2025

It’s okay. So are we.


The Return of The Hamburger Hill Helper and some straggler slices from a Necropolitan… just for a taste 😈 ...
05/03/2025

The Return of The Hamburger Hill Helper and some straggler slices from a Necropolitan… just for a taste 😈


Because if you eat it, it should have the chance to eat you.
04/06/2025

Because if you eat it, it should have the chance to eat you.


A freshly baked batch of horrific Necropolitan Pizza will be at today’s , courtesy of our surprisingly still alive head...
04/05/2025

A freshly baked batch of horrific Necropolitan Pizza will be at today’s , courtesy of our surprisingly still alive head chef (not sure how we’ll get rid of this one).
Come grab a slice!!


The Hamburger Hill Helper as a whole pie!
02/02/2025

The Hamburger Hill Helper as a whole pie!


How do our pizzas get their evil? Swipe to learn!We decided this pizza would be far more powerful as the whole sigil, so...
01/25/2025

How do our pizzas get their evil? Swipe to learn!

We decided this pizza would be far more powerful as the whole sigil, so good luck finding a pizza cutter brave enough…


Welcome the new additions to The Crypt’s Altar Collection!“Cthulu’s Lullaby”“Karen’s Bane” ...
01/19/2025

Welcome the new additions to The Crypt’s Altar Collection!
“Cthulu’s Lullaby”
“Karen’s Bane”


The Crypt is visiting Macabre Market again!!Come check out our ghoulish wares and creepy keepsakes!!If you’d rather dona...
01/17/2025

The Crypt is visiting Macabre Market again!!
Come check out our ghoulish wares and creepy keepsakes!!
If you’d rather donate fresh (or fresh-ish) ingredients for our pizzas, that’ll be fine, too!
Just come on by for a graveyard visit!!


Tonight at Macabre Market (hosted by ) at the fabulous ;“The Necropolitan”“Shredder’s Pie”and a few slices left for;“De...
11/30/2024

Tonight at Macabre Market (hosted by ) at the fabulous ;

“The Necropolitan”
“Shredder’s Pie”
and a few slices left for;
“Deathperoni & Cheese: Tooth & Nail”
&
“The Return of Deathperoni & Cheese”!


Now you face…the “Shredder’s Pie”!Delivery day for our Crypt Kitchen, and our chef had some musclebound, reeeeally big d...
11/30/2024

Now you face…the “Shredder’s Pie”!

Delivery day for our Crypt Kitchen, and our chef had some musclebound, reeeeally big dude delivered to The Crypt; some nameless Jack in a purple suit with a can opener for a head - he looked a liiiittle like Kevin Nash… 🤔hmm . Anyway! - You know our chefs neeeeever look a gift horse in the mouth! “Nameless guy”? More like “Mystery Meat Pie”! Chef chopped him up and threw him in the oven!
Oddly enough, this pizza came out covered in a blackened, purpley goo and sharp, pointy things. Then, this strange, green ooze started boiling to the surfaces and spilling out of some canisters.
Our geiger counter started going off the rails!
🤷🏻We figured it’s probably harmless.
Cowabunga!


Come to this Saturday to see the 4 Housecats of the Apocalypse dress as their favorite mutant brothers! ...
11/30/2024

Come to this Saturday to see the 4 Housecats of the Apocalypse dress as their favorite mutant brothers!


Feel like you missed out on the fun and you need some pie to satisfy?Come visit The Crypt at on Nov. 30th at !!!Our Cr...
11/11/2024

Feel like you missed out on the fun and you need some pie to satisfy?
Come visit The Crypt at on Nov. 30th at !!!
Our Crypt Kitchen will bake up a batch of all new pies! Our CryptKeepers will unearth some brand new deathly trinkets to share with all of our friendly goblins and ghouls!
Get over to The Crypt!


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