The Quarantiners

06/29/2020

Looks like we are back in full Quarantine mode. But don't worry, these hands are far from idle. We'll be pushing our currently released tracks to all major digital distributors very soon, and we are very excited to get to share with you the new tunes we have been cooking up. Dare we say enough for a full album? Stay tuned!

06/10/2020

We’re about to be on Texas Music Mixtape!
They’re interviewing Pat Green right now!

[email protected] Studio Line: 512-472-KOOP (5667)The Texas Music Office’s Texas Music Mixtape C/O KOOP Radio PO Box 4089, Austin, TX 78765

06/03/2020

Thank you Jef Rouner and Houston Chronicle for the shout out. It means a ton!

With so many music venues shut down right now, Houston musicians are stuck at home like the rest of us. That downtime has sparked a boom in one-offs, singles and…

05/26/2020

We hope you had a great Memorial Day weekend. We're back in the studio tonight to bring you more tunes soon.
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05/23/2020

Baby when we met the world was free and clean
Thought it’d be forever how could we have seen
Now we’re stuck inside
Days and weeks inside this box

Calling friends on zoom we haven’t seen in years
Drinking all the liquor we forgot was here
When’d we buy Peach Schnapps?
Why’d we buy Peach Schnapps?
Lets do shots

Ordered Groceries Curbside
A real time maximizer
But was shocked to find
They had no hand sanitizer
Guess we’re stuck here together uh-huh
Pass the Virus to each other, uh-huh

Stuck in quarantine
that is where we are
No one’s happy here
except for the dog
Put the TV screen
onto Input Three
And we’ll play Animal Crossing, uh-huh
Sending Letters to each other uh-huh

I got sick of being bored so I bought a plant
But I killed it in two days because of who I am
Plants are really hard. I don’t even have a yard.
Just this dead thing.

Really wishin’ we had sprung for Amazon Prime
Now we’re Binge-Watching the Office for the fifteenth time
and Binging it again to get our palettes cleansed
after Tiger king

Things are getting bad
We are out of toilet Paper
So We’re using books we hate
Feels like an ice scraper
We’re stuck here together, uh-huh
Pass the Virus to each other, uh-huh

Stuck in Quarantine
That is where we are
we can’t stop snacking
Eating more and more
We’ve lost track of days
Only wear PJs
Baking Bread with each other, uh-huh
Maybe we’re already dead, uh-huh

And the cats are pi**ed we’re home
They’re used to being here alone

Stuck in Quarantine
That is where we are
Gas is so cheap now
Wish we had a car
Got an Only Fans
We took off our pants
It’s a new way to meet ends, uh-huh
Sending nudies to our friends, uh-huh

Stuck in Quarantine
That is where we are
Making masks to wear
Streaming with Guitars
Stupid Facebook quiz
Beards are growing thick
Disinfecting each other , uh-huh
Not injecting each other, Uh-uhh

Stuck in Quarantine
Nothing Else to do
Time is nothing now
Let’s get drunk at noon

05/15/2020

We’ve gone Crazy.

We’ve exhausted our supply of Morphine.

These Four Walls are Closing in.

We’re stuck here, but we can make it fun! We’re not TECHnically a parody band, but we thought this apropos as a metric of how we’re all feeling right now, an exploration into a different outlet of expression, and a tip of the hat to a legend gone on to rest.

Snuggle into your onesies and give our new tune a spin with the rest of your Quarantine Cell.

Talk about it on your Podcast! (we know you have one)

Like, Share, Pay What You Want, Tell your Friends, Family, and Enemies! Thank You All!

http://thequarantiners.bandcamp.com/track/stuck-in-quarantine-2

05/15/2020

We’ve gone Crazy.

We’ve exhausted our supply of Morphine.

These Four Walls are Closing in.

We’re stuck here, but we can make it fun! We’re not TECHnically a parody band, but we thought this apropos as a metric of how we’re all feeling right now, an exploration into a different outlet of expression, and a tip of the hat to a legend gone on to rest.

Snuggle into your onesies and give our new tune a spin with the rest of your Quarantine Cell.

Talk about it on your Podcast! (we know you have one)

Like, Share, Pay What You Want, Tell your Friends, Family, and Enemies! Thank You All!

track by The Quarantiners

05/12/2020

Feeling stuck?
We’ve got something for ya. Can you wait ‘til Friday? 🎶

05/10/2020

We've hit 1,000 likes!!

Thanks so much for helping us get there. Start sharing us with your friends so we can get to 2k!! You're all the best.

Crazy/Morphine has been out for a Week, thank you all so much for listening!

We are working on MORE as we speak, so buckle in, y'all. We're only just getting started.

05/01/2020

In the Spring of 2020 A Global Pandemic hit.
We were three Singers, Writers, Performers all working on our own projects, and suddenly we found ourselves with nowhere to go and no one to rely on but each other.
For a month we have worked tirelessly on these tracks you now see before you, and more are coming! We are endlessly proud to bring you something eerie and beautiful to help you through these trying times.
Pay what you Like. If you'd like to Give more than the recommended price, that will of course help us Give more, and we'd be glad to do so.
We may not be able to come to your living room, but you can still Bring us There.

Listen, Enjoy, and Wash Your Hands.

2 track album

05/01/2020

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04/29/2020

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