Vegas 90210

05/15/2024

The posse.
May 2024 at for Fest.

05/11/2024

…and stuff.
(Claws by )

05/06/2023

Not quite Top Gun caught wearing shower slippers. While a grown-ass man.
!

01/18/2022

It’s a Staw-Dee-Um.

12/24/2021

CITIZENS! I did NOT pose for photos with the “Black Lives Don’t Matter Guys with Tiny Guns”.
That was my inner child .
the Hunt for streaming now on .

12/18/2021

Still don’t believe this happened. And I was there. So if you don’t see Lt. Frank at tailgates at SoFi Stadium in the future, it’s because “several people” were “threatened” by rainbow leg warmers.
And a banana.

12/10/2021

Citation #11,836
first of version Jump Street.
Who will get it?

09/04/2021

CITIZENS!
I will NOT patrol LA college & NFL tailgates this season.
I'm vaccinated.
I'm masked.
And I'm a Covid breakthrough survivor.
The virus continues to mutate.
Yet the unmasked & unvaxed boldly congregate.
Such choices have consequences.
And winter is coming.

09/04/2021

CITIZENS!
As to my patrols at football tailgates,
listen to my inner child:

“My will NOT be at LA college & NFL tailgates this season. I'm vaccinated. I'm masked. And I'm a Covid breakthrough survivor. The virus continues to mutate. Yet the unmasked & unvaxed boldly congregate. Such choices have consequences. And winter is coming. ”

06/26/2021

CITIZENS!
Lt. Frank is retired.
(Thanks pandemic!)
But the new 20s begin to roar.
Some have suggested Lt. Frank should come out…
… err, exit retirement.
Comment with your reasons where & why Lt. Frank might return.
What’s your … preference?

09/24/2020

Citizens!
Wear your damn mask

06/22/2020

.thirteen with
・・・
Cameo from for my Grandpa