Maggie Blitz

07/29/2026

Love these flockers so much! The Cave in Chapel Hill was a pretty neat place. Definitely my favorite set of photos. 🫶🏼

07/27/2026

Dude, literally F U K RATH & Maggie. I usually try to keep it pretty classy, but you know I’ve got nothing better to do than tell you about how I REALLY feel.

⬇️ H A, A N Y W A Y ⬇️

No Vacancy Media came together in several subtle ways before RATH & I realized what was happening. Do we live stream during the pandemic to keep everyone connected? Do we record artists and help them release their music independently? What about make music videos and media content for our friends? Ooooo, I know!!! We’ll literally partner with a yearbook publishing company and create the first ever Punk Rock Yearbook!! Perhaps…we could host touring bands and help them get connected with shows where ever we are?!

One thing for sure, though…absolutely NO bu****it. We just don’t have a vacancy for it. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Our mental space is held for uplifting our communities and bringing a sense of unity to everyone we have the privilege of serving and collaborating with.

Many know already that we’re moving onto North Carolina. Some may even be relieved. 😂 Good for you! Good for us! 🫶🏼

I’d be lying if I didn’t tell yah that every moment captured, hug shared, joint sparked, song belted, venue frequented, pit moshed…will always mean the world to me. 🍊

But, uh…see yah later, alligators! 🐊

August 1st, August 8th - mark your calendars, for better or for worse! ✌🏻

07/24/2026

No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care!
'Cause now I wouldn't lie
Or tell you all the things you wanna hear…

We know you've all been waiting to hear our take on the Green Day classic "Platypus (I Hate You)." Well, thanks to our amazing friends at Coffin Curse Records you can now hear us and about 3000 other bands covering Green Day tunes of their own! Isn't that rad? 🔗 in disco

07/18/2026

Bro

A minor inconvenience. Atlanta, nothing can stop us. Not even the tacks Buc-ee's throws in the highway to punish people who don't stop at the beaver hut.

07/17/2026

Bensalem treated us so well. Tonight, we’re in Chesapeake, VA at The Riff House! 🤘🏻🦩🐷 TWO NIGHTS LEFT!

07/17/2026

07/16/2026

Bensalem, PA tonight! We got to stop in Red Bank, NJ to see The Secret Stash today - epic experience! Broken Goblet already matching last night’s energy with the hospitality! 🦩💜

04/02/2026

Thank you, RATH for recreating this in .2 seconds. 💜

Reminder to stop using AI captions and graphics to announce your shows, yah loon!

Hire a real artist?!

Love yah! 😘