Totem Pub

09/17/2026

Happy national pet bird day. Happy national free queso day!! (Not recognized) Happy Constitution day!! Rights! Yes! St paddy’s music all day. Sorry that’s how I’m feeling.

Sláinte. It's my favorite day of the year. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck a...

09/16/2026

You guys get to have all your fun holidays every summer so f**k it. St Paddy’s day tomorrow night. Let’s have a proper goodbye. Sláinte.

Sláinte. It's my favorite day of the year. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck a...

09/13/2026

Happy celiac awareness day!! Are you aware that only 1% of people are celiac and the other gluten free animals are just out there giving the real sufferers a bad name? We are aware. We are very aware. Happy national fortune cookie day! Happy national bald is beautiful day!!

DTK. If you know, you know. Sorry this design doesn't work for you guys. Size guide A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) S 28 34-37 34 ½ M 29 38-41 35 ½ L 30 42-45 36 ½ XL 31 46-49 37 ½ 2XL 32 50-53 38 ½ 3XL 33 54-57 39 ½ A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) S 71.1 86.4-94 87.6 M 73.7 96.5-104.1 90.2 L 76.2 106.7...

09/12/2026

09/12/2026

Took me a minute but I do love me some DTK’s.

DTK. If you know, you know. Sorry this design doesn't work for you guys. Size guide A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) S 28 34-37 34 ½ M 29 38-41 35 ½ L 30 42-45 36 ½ XL 31 46-49 37 ½ 2XL 32 50-53 38 ½ 3XL 33 54-57 39 ½ A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) S 71.1 86.4-94 87.6 M 73.7 96.5-104.1 90.2 L 76.2 106.7...

09/11/2026

Never forget. Happy 401k day!! Make it fat then cash that jawn out and run wild for a while. S**t rules man. Happy make your bed day. Haven’t celebrated that one in a bit. Last weekend for most of you clowns, time for those bad decisions you’ve been putting off all summer. Let totem be that bad decision.

I'm bored again so here's some new s**t. Buy it you won't. Size guide LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 27 38 - 41 33 ½ M 28 42 - 45 34 ½ L 29 46 - 49 35 ½ XL 30 50 - 53 36 ½ 2XL 31 54 - 57 37 ½ 3XL 32 58 - 61 38 ½ 4XL 33 62 - 65 39 ½ 5XL 34 66 - 69 40 ½ LENGTH (cm) CHE...

09/10/2026

Happy world su***de prevention day. Reach out. People aren’t kidding. Happy national day Gibraltar!!! Macaques runnin wild yo. Go there. Happy swap ideas day!! What you got ho?

New fancier version. Run wild • 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) • Yarn diameter: 20 singles • Soft fleece fabric inside and outside • Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling • Regular fit • Metal zipper • Front pouch pockets • Unlined hood with color-m...

09/10/2026

Happy sudoku day! Happy international day of spectrum disorders awareness for fetal alcohol syndrome. Yeah. That’s right. Mouthful of alcohol that one. Made some new s**t.

I'm bored again so here's some new s**t. Buy it you won't. Size guide LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 27 38 - 41 33 ½ M 28 42 - 45 34 ½ L 29 46 - 49 35 ½ XL 30 50 - 53 36 ½ 2XL 31 54 - 57 37 ½ 3XL 32 58 - 61 38 ½ 4XL 33 62 - 65 39 ½ 5XL 34 66 - 69 40 ½ LENGTH (cm) CHE...

09/08/2026

Happy world literacy day!!! If you can read this you should be celebrating. If not it’s just left to right, top to bottom. Us literates are easily fooled if you can’t tell by today’s political climate. Happy dog walker appreciation day!! Happy national iguana awareness day!! Be aware. Be very aware.

I assure you we're open, but we aren't happy about it. FACTS • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching draw...

09/05/2026

Happy international bacon day!!! Delicious. Happy national cheese pizza day. Not delicious in Alaska. Happy be late for something day!! Just don’t be outpost Malone late.

Healy blows! like it doesn't. The wind does. Like all the f**king time. Hey no bugs though! • 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) • Yarn diameter: 20 singles • Soft fleece fabric inside and outside • Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling • Regular fit • Meta...