02/13/2023
WELCOME ONE AND ALL to the sideshow event of the year! Forget Lizard Man, Lobster Boy. And the Fiji Mermaid folks, because we have something really special!
These are the mummified remains of a real life, bona-fide tooth fairy! Captured and preserved in 1634 by a school of monks in the heart of an unspecified mountain in Asia, this little guy was thought to be a demon or evil spirit come to haunt the earth leading to its capture and mummification.
For the low low price of seven cents, you can see the remains of this horrific being yourself!
Just be warned.. men have vomited, women have screamed, and children passed out upon the first view of this creature.
(I hope you enjoy my new creation)