07/17/2026
Y’all… last month was a trip (TO THE FUTURE!) 🚀
Favio took the gang to the smallest castle in the land. From the single bedroom stepped Berta—an elderly woman Favio had intentionally disappointed for years, who somehow aged 70 years overnight! Mystery! Intrigue!
Meanwhile, Nedward the Paladin pushed Hagrietta into a mysterious time bubble. After flashes of high-rises and souvenir shops, Nedward stole a plastic castle replica and accidentally trapped them all IN THE FUTURE !
Back in the castle quarters, Frederick and Pumblina realized Berta had a thing for gravy and foot rubs… which was actively being explored under the gaze of futuristic tourists. The walls turned to glass, and school kids began gawking at them like a museum exhibit!
The chaos escalated quickly:
Favio got addicted to future tech just to cancel plans and troll online.
Hagrietta ate 15 kids before a teacher used a “Time Pad” to reverse it.
Frederick insulted Berta so hard her heart stopped, only for a teacher to revive her and turn him into a little boy.
Finally, Pumblina demanded to see the manager, did some pre-rage yoga, and smashed all the future tech to snap everyone back to reality. 💥
Speaking of the future... We have a show next Thursday! See you there! 👋
