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06/04/2026

The smell of moist drum cover on my fingertips 🙂‍↔️

06/03/2026

Honoring relatives is about showing love, pride, and deep appreciation. At RLP Dezines, we want to make that beautiful process a little less stressful for your family.

Instead of spending hours hunting down the perfect giveaway items, let us ship them directly to you. Our premium Sherpa throws are now available in Family Honoring Specials Bundles of 5, 10, 15, and 20. The best part? You can mix and match any designs that speak to your heart.

You focus on the ceremony. We’ll provide the quality gifts your honorees deserve.

Drop into the comments for the link to get started! 👇

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06/03/2026

⚠️🚨 TRIBAL COURT TO ISSUE HISTORIC "JUNE RULINGS" ON UNCLE RICKY’S BINGO HALL IMMUNITY

THE REZ — The entire community is on edge this week as the Supreme Tribal Elders Committee prepares to release its highly anticipated slate of June rulings. At the center of the constitutional crisis is former Powwow MC Uncle Ricky, who is currently claiming "absolute and total immunity" from last year's notorious incident involving a rogue rez dog, three missing blocks of commodity cheese, and a highly unauthorized 50/50 raffle at the community bingo hall.

Legal experts gathered around the coffee pots at the local trading post note that the Elders’ decision could reshape reservation jurisprudence for generations. If Ricky is granted total immunity from the Housing Authority and the Bingo Committee, it could set a dangerous precedent—potentially allowing any former council member to permanently park their bungee-corded Chevy Lumina directly in the fire lane of the clinic. The Elders have reportedly been deadlocked for weeks, mostly due to frequent interruptions for smoke breaks and long tangents about whose cousin is dating whom.

"We’ve been waiting since Thanksgiving for them to just make a decision," said Auntie Bev, vigorously dabbing a stack of pull-tabs while monitoring a police scanner. "He thinks just because he used to announce the Grand Entry back in 2018, he can cut the line for Indian Tacos and bypass the bingo hall ban. The Supreme Elders need to hold him accountable, or else my nephew is gonna start claiming presidential immunity for his unpaid light bill.

06/02/2026

Ahooooo!! Good morning relatives! ☀️

Our newly added Sherpa Throw Blankets are officially restocked and ready to ship—just in time for powwow and tipi meeting season! 🏕️

Whether you're wrapping up around the arbor or getting cozy at home, these will keep you warm and looking deadly.

🚨 LIMITED RUN: There are only a few of each design available! Once they sell out, they are officially retired from RLP Dezines.

Don’t wait—grab yours before they're gone! 👇 🛒

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(P.S. Preparing for a giveaway? Message me about our Family Honoring Specials Bundles for bulk orders!)

05/31/2026

Wishin you all a great and wonderful night! Glad and thankful our children had a wonderful and successful school year. It’s time to stop and give thanks and pray about it! Nice gooood way.. u kno.. like that😁
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05/30/2026

Get your gear ahead of the NACNA 2026 Convention this year relatives

Official 77th NACNA Convention gear. Premium shirts & hoodies honoring the fireplace. Limited release—secure your keepsake today.

05/30/2026

🔥OFFICIAL CONVENTION GEAR
77TH ANNUAL NACNA CONVENTION🪶💨

👉🏽 link to purchase in comments 👈🏽

We have poured love and respect into these commemorative pieces for the 77th Annual NACNA Convention in Oneida, Wisconsin. Designed to honor the fireplace, the crescent, and this way of life, these items carry the enduring prayers of Faith, Hope, Love, and Charity.

👉🏽LINK TO PURCHASE IN COMMENTS 👈🏽

Limited Inventory: Due to high demand, we are offering these for online ordering ahead of the convention to ensure you secure your size.

We will have a very small quantity available on-site, but once they are gone, they will not be restocked.

05/30/2026

Good day, relatives. As many of us prepare our hearts, minds, and travel plans for the 77th Annual NACNA Convention in Oneida, Wisconsin this coming June, I wanted to share something special with you all. 🦅

We’ve poured a lot of love and respect into designing these commemorative convention pieces. The artwork honors the fireplace, the tipi, and the host nation, wrapping the wearer in the simple but powerful words: Faith, Hope, Love, and Charity. We chose a heavyweight, premium cotton blend for these shirts and hoodies—the kind of durable, comfortable fabric that feels grounding and holds up perfectly after sitting up all night in prayer or visiting around the camp.

This is a very small, limited family run. We will have a limited quantity available on-site at the convention ($45 for the shirts, and $85 for the warm hoodies). Once they are gone, they won't be restocked.

If you'd like a keepsake to remember the 2026 gathering and want to support the NACNA along the way, we would be truly grateful to see you wearing one.

Wishing safe travels and good roads to all the families making the trip to Wisconsin! 📍🔥🌺

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05/30/2026

Good morning relatives! 🦅

Shop elevated, limited-run gear from RLP Premium Collections, shipped direct. We also welcome custom design requests for flyers etc as well as wholesale and /or B2B requests for your organization or events. Experience the new aesthetic built on resilience and culture.

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05/30/2026

As if he had to war moan 🤣