The Funky Werepig

Directions Website Contact the establishment

The Funky Werepig THE FUNKY WEREPIG- just an old school comedy talk show in a Tik Tok world, with a YouTube budget of $7!

Michael had Halloween. Jason had Friday the 13th. But one urban legend massacred everybody's favorite holiday forever......
10/12/2026

Michael had Halloween. Jason had Friday the 13th. But one urban legend massacred everybody's favorite holiday forever... Columbus Day!

The LEGEND of UGLY JOE is more than a book. It has saved hundreds, possibly even dozens of lives. Don't buy it for family or a friend. You save you!

It is time. The premiere of SEASON 2 of DRACULA'S WINKEE!The Prince of Darkness in America. Forbidden stories. Ruthless ...
10/08/2026

It is time. The premiere of SEASON 2 of DRACULA'S WINKEE!

The Prince of Darkness in America. Forbidden stories. Ruthless enemies. Now with more nudity than an audio podcast is allowed. On Apple, Podbean, YouTube, everywhere you ear bud!

It's that time of year-- to preorder your 2027 Only-Greg swimsuit calendar!Once again, with extra days added for the bus...
10/07/2026

It's that time of year-- to preorder your 2027 Only-Greg swimsuit calendar!

Once again, with extra days added for the busiest months. 47 days in December! My calendar, my rules. AND for the first 500 orders, the official lip balm of my photo shoot. Tubes I only used once!

Help me help you celebrate Only-Greg in 2027.

Sometimes you work your butt off and wonder why. On tough days, the world doesn't even know you're there. For me, I get ...
10/03/2026

Sometimes you work your butt off and wonder why. On tough days, the world doesn't even know you're there. For me, I get to work with The Boychilds. Making silly things so people can laugh.

Today, we learned 'Dracula's Winkee' is in Apple's Top 150 podcasts in their comedy fiction category. And our Season 2 premiere drops Oct 9th. Thank you, Winkee Huggers old and new!

Today is a good day.

DRACULA'S WINKEE- Season 2 Premiere. Friday, October 9th!And if you're a Vlad virgin, your front row seat to all of Seas...
09/30/2026

DRACULA'S WINKEE- Season 2 Premiere. Friday, October 9th!

And if you're a Vlad virgin, your front row seat to all of Season 1 is on Apple, Podbean, YouTube, everywhere you party with ear buds. It's okay to laugh at your Winkee.

The Groovy Ladies at my favorite coffee stop always take care of me. I told them I had zero sleep and a ton of work. I n...
09/29/2026

The Groovy Ladies at my favorite coffee stop always take care of me. I told them I had zero sleep and a ton of work. I needed their biggest coffee.

And they gave me this. (I blurred out the name so no one gets in trouble.) Vivian. Adrianna. BFF JSS. Scooter. You are Hilarious!

Have you hugged DRACULA'S WINKEE today?Season 2 trailer. 'Dracula's Winkee Exposed' exclusives. The premiere on October ...
09/25/2026

Have you hugged DRACULA'S WINKEE today?

Season 2 trailer. 'Dracula's Winkee Exposed' exclusives. The premiere on October 9th. On Apple, YouTube, Podbean, Audible. And right behind you.

You kinda looked, didn't ya? Yeah.

Now on Apple, Audible, Podbean, wherever you ear bud! Your host, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, brings you an exclusive look at ...
09/18/2026

Now on Apple, Audible, Podbean, wherever you ear bud! Your host, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, brings you an exclusive look at the podcast that changed vampire history. Kinda.

With our Season 2 coming up Oct 9th, here's your chance to get close and take in DRACULA'S WINKEE--EXPOSED!

Hey but hey, tomorrow night TMV Café will be running an old Funky Werepig with one of my favorite people, Bobbi Style. H...
09/17/2026

Hey but hey, tomorrow night TMV Café will be running an old Funky Werepig with one of my favorite people, Bobbi Style. He was more than the Godfather of Goth Rock. He was my brother.

Bobbi was the toughest bad boy I ever knew. Born with CP, spent his life in a wheelchair. But rose to be an 80's icon. You couldn't stop him. In his 50's, he got cancer. Fought that. We were working on Dracula's Winkee together, and I lost touch with him for 3 months. He finally contacted me and said "Sorry, mate. I was in a coma. But I'm on the mend and ready to get back to work." You kidding me?

A few years ago, Bobbi did our YouTube Werepig show. Shortly after, he fell sick. Bad. We pulled the show. A couple months later, Bobbi was gone. I cried for days. We reedited the show in tribute and put it back up. It's called 'The Missing Thanksgiving Show'. Bobbi gave us our Dracula's Winkee theme song. And he's over my shoulder as we drift into autumn.

If you can, check out TMV Café tomorrow night. I know I haven't heard the Werepig episode they're playing in probably 10 years. I'm sure it's filled with Bobbi doing Bobbi things. I'll be smiling. I hope he's smiling too.

And now, Greg's annual message to the masses.Soon, I will begin my Christmas shopping. You have been warned.
09/16/2026

And now, Greg's annual message to the masses.

Soon, I will begin my Christmas shopping. You have been warned.

Address

Gettysburg, PA

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when The Funky Werepig posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Establishment

Send a message to The Funky Werepig:

Shortcuts

Share