The Funky Werepig

The Funky Werepig THE FUNKY WEREPIG- just an old school comedy talk show in a Tik Tok world, with a YouTube budget of $7!

When you get a Crackachoo. But you wanted a Crackachoo AND an ice cream.
06/15/2026

When you get a Crackachoo. But you wanted a Crackachoo AND an ice cream.

Men live in a different world. Went with Lady Love to her hair salon and had to use the bathroom. Your lady toilets are ...
06/11/2026

Men live in a different world. Went with Lady Love to her hair salon and had to use the bathroom. Your lady toilets are way above my pay grade.

Happy birthday weekend to the grooviest of the groovy-- Gina! I found this high school picture of us. It was taken minut...
06/05/2026

Happy birthday weekend to the grooviest of the groovy-- Gina! I found this high school picture of us. It was taken minutes before she dumped me at Prom. She married this beefcake stud guy named Mike. Ya can't compete with a beefcake stud. Just sayin'.

I hear she's a kick ass blues singer now, touring all over the world. If I ever get to see her in concert, I'm gonna show off my 'Gina, Queen of the Blues' tattoos. Well, most of them.

The Boychilds have decided this is where they live now. And I'm okay with that.
06/01/2026

The Boychilds have decided this is where they live now. And I'm okay with that.

I am happy to announce, as per my agreement with law enforcement, we have finally reached temperatures that allow me to ...
05/13/2026

I am happy to announce, as per my agreement with law enforcement, we have finally reached temperatures that allow me to officially include the outdoors as my No Pants Zone.

05/09/2026

Your Funky Werepig has a special treat for this magical weekend.

Our musical director JJ Glamour dedicates a song to all you Gen X Moms! You know who ya are.

This Sunday is the most special day. And when you think Mother's Day, you think "comical tribute to 80's horror!"'THE LE...
05/04/2026

This Sunday is the most special day. And when you think Mother's Day, you think "comical tribute to 80's horror!"

'THE LEGEND OF UGLY JOE'. Don't just tell your mom you love her. Prove it.

Found this pic from days of old. I actually met a CHUD! Only English he knew was "James Brown. James Brown" from that on...
05/01/2026

Found this pic from days of old. I actually met a CHUD! Only English he knew was "James Brown. James Brown" from that one Tom Tom Club song. Then he ate my nerf ball.

We're still FB friends. World was groovier when you could meet someone and just accept them for who they are. Even if it's a freaky sewer dweller. Kinda nice. Smelled like Boones Farm.

Monday Morning ThrowdownMMMBop is the greatest song ever. EVER.Fight me.
04/27/2026

Monday Morning Throwdown

MMMBop is the greatest song ever. EVER.

Fight me.

See these Boychilds. These wicked, evil Boychilds? Here's their banner for DRACULA'S WINKEE, Season One, now on Podbean....
04/22/2026

See these Boychilds. These wicked, evil Boychilds? Here's their banner for DRACULA'S WINKEE, Season One, now on Podbean.

They're in pre-production for Season Two. Look at those faces. No good will come from this. DW S2. You've been warned...

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