06/12/2026
Hi guys, me again. Still here doing my huge batch of battery replacements.
Did I ever tell you that I absolutely hate donkey Kong? (Blasphemy for a game store owner, I know.) Well now I have another reason to because you can't save until you pick up all the K O N G letters in each level evidentially. This is news to me because I refuse to play Donkey Kong and now I only hate the series more.
I'm literally going to pay employees tomorrow to play this so I don't have to, just to make sure the battery replacement went okay.
Sure I could do that right now for free but my pettiness for this blood feud knows no bounds.
And his tie is stupid. If you're going to put on a tie you should put some pants on. Only Winnie the Pooh gets away with that and you, sir, are NOT on his level.
Here's why I hate him: https://youtube.com/shorts/XTx0j1fxmsU?feature=share