Hot Mess Merch

Hot Mess Merch Welcome to Fiery and Fierce!!! Owned and operated by one sparkly showgirl, these rhinestoned flask

Hoping we do better tonight, cuz WHHYYYYYYY?!?!Also, if you need our opinion on this current administration, there's a h...
09/21/2025

Hoping we do better tonight, cuz WHHYYYYYYY?!?!

Also, if you need our opinion on this current administration, there's a hidden message! Can you figure it out?!?

Alright Gator Fans and Bull Fans! The game is today! Who will emerge victorious from The Swamp?!?!Win or Lose, these fla...
09/06/2025

Alright Gator Fans and Bull Fans! The game is today! Who will emerge victorious from The Swamp?!?!

Win or Lose, these flasks are the perfect gift for any football fan!

Check out our shop on Etsy for more!

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🌈Pride Water Bottle Raffle!🌈These temps outside are ridiculous, (Heat Advisories every damn day!), so cool off with this...
07/31/2025

🌈Pride Water Bottle Raffle!🌈

These temps outside are ridiculous, (Heat Advisories every damn day!), so cool off with this Pride themed water bottle!

You can fit up to 18oz of *almost* any fluid in this baby! *smacks lid.

Bring it to the gym, out on a walk in the park, even to work so that your h0m0ph0bic AF co-worker can see it from their sad ass cubicle and have an aneurysm!!! **

Retail at $175
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Venmo: -midnight
CashApp: $Phoenixmidnight

No limit on how many tickets you want to buy. Get it for yourself, or a friend! Just put your username, and how many tickets you want to buy in the note.

Raffle ends Sunday 08/03.
Brought to you by Hot Mess Merch

Thanks to Jahireen Hebert , Della-Kate Flower , Edith Meowt and Rita D'LaVane for helping me make the flier!

**We cannot be held liable if your h0m0phobic coworker actually has an aneurysm or other health event.

**s ***r ***rart 🌈

Y'all...please don't do this!!! Small businesses are already dealing with enough bu****it as it is, between tariffs and ...
05/20/2025

Y'all...please don't do this!!! Small businesses are already dealing with enough bu****it as it is, between tariffs and other nonsense. I wasted so much time when I could've been doing literally anything else.

I wish this person to never find the cool side of the pillow, that all their calls drop at the important part, may all their farts be sharts, for their beer to always be warm, they stub their toe walking past all their furniture, and that they never find where that beeping sound is coming from.

Adding 12 oz wine tumblers to the shop! Every time I add new containers, I have to figure out which size rhinestone work...
05/06/2024

Adding 12 oz wine tumblers to the shop!

Every time I add new containers, I have to figure out which size rhinestone works best. And it works best to use a singular color. With Pride Month coming up, I decided to work on an Intersex design.

Some intersex facts:

There are many different conditions with different phenotypes and genotypes. So not everyone is either XX or XY.

A person may look outwardly 'female' but has XY chromosomes with internal te**es.

Intersex infants with ambiguous genitalia are sometimes given surgery to conform to a specific gender that may or may not match who they'll eventually become. This can cause many issues later in life.

Intersex individuals are unfortunately left out of a lot of conversations regarding q***rness and transness, even though they face a lot of the human rights issues that other q***r people face.

Let's change that, shall we?!

Let's remember that q***rness comes in many forms and they all deserve to be accepted! 🏳️‍🌈

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I'm probably going to be cross-eyed after this! SS 4 and SS6 stones are soooo small!! WIP of an order for a 'bed party'A...
04/24/2024

I'm probably going to be cross-eyed after this! SS 4 and SS6 stones are soooo small!!
WIP of an order for a 'bed party'

Also our first time hearing what a bed party is. Kinda cool! Can't wait to get this to the newest member of the Southern Methodist University Class of 2028

Thanks to for giving me the link on this awesome trinket!!Finally going to sort all the loose rhinestones!!!
03/25/2024

Thanks to for giving me the link on this awesome trinket!!

Finally going to sort all the loose rhinestones!!!

Look, I know it's warming up and we're all ready to get outside, hit the pool and lay on the beach!But as your sparkly q...
03/21/2024

Look, I know it's warming up and we're all ready to get outside, hit the pool and lay on the beach!

But as your sparkly q***r mother, I need to make sure y'all are staying hydrated.

But of course, I always have to add a lil glitz! Pride themed water bottles are coming soon and with June only a few months away, you'll want to grab yours NOW!

Also, this is your reminder to drink some damn water!


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WIPCute thrift store find that I absolutely needed to encrust in rhinestones! Cuz I know us q***rs are dehydrated noodle...
11/03/2023

WIP
Cute thrift store find that I absolutely needed to encrust in rhinestones!
Cuz I know us q***rs are dehydrated noodles!

Also, this is your reminder to drink some damn water!


Alright Gator Fans and Volunteer Fans! The game is underway! Who will emerge victorious from The Swamp?!?!Win or Lose, t...
09/16/2023

Alright Gator Fans and Volunteer Fans! The game is underway! Who will emerge victorious from The Swamp?!?!

Win or Lose, these flasks are the perfect gift for any football fan!

Check out our shop on Etsy for more!

I know a lot of y'all are getting excited about the Barbie Movie...so why not add to your ensemble with a Barbie themed ...
06/29/2023

I know a lot of y'all are getting excited about the Barbie Movie...so why not add to your ensemble with a Barbie themed flask?!

This one is ready to go with crystal clear and rose pink DMC rhinestones! I can also do custom designs! PM Fiery and Fierce and get "stoned" with us today!

It would be absolutely homophobic NOT to rhinestone this!!! 🏳️‍🌈
06/05/2023

It would be absolutely homophobic NOT to rhinestone this!!! 🏳️‍🌈

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