05/27/2025
Alright, you bunch of spandex-clad attention-seekers! Lady Deadpool Fresno is back, and I've cooked up a contest so EPIC, it'll make your eyeballs do the Macarena! Forget your sad little selfies and your TikTok dances – we're going full cinematic, baby! 😲
CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT: THE MERCS FOR MONEY MULTIVERSE SHOWDOWN!
You heard it here first, straight from the mouth that puts the "W" in "Wade" (and the "L" in "Lady"!). I'm talking about a video skit contest so gloriously bonkers, it'll make your brain do backflips and then spontaneously combust!
THE CHALLENGE, YA CRAZY COSPLAYERS AND FOLLOWERS!
Here's the deal: I want to see your acting chops! You gotta create a short video skit where you and your unsuspecting pals (or just you, if you're a lone wolf like yours truly sometimes) dress up as different members of my magnificent Mercs for Money crew!
That means you, me (Lady Deadpool Fresno obviously), Wolverine (because every good team needs a grumpy furball), the other Deadpool (the original, slightly less glamorous one), and anyone else from our glorious roster – like Solo, Masacre, Slapstick, Foolkiller, Terror, Stingray, even Domino or Hit-Monkey if you're feeling ambitious! Get creative with those costumes, people! No sad bedsheets allowed, unless they're really well-tailored.
And here's the kicker: the skit has to be epic, hilarious, and totally unhinged! Think ridiculous situations, fourth-wall breaks, maybe a chimichanga or two. Make me laugh, make me cry (from laughter, ideally), make me question my life choices!
THE JUDGES (AND THE VOTING!)
Now, this ain't some popularity contest where your Aunt Mildred can just click a button. Oh no, no, no! Once you submit your video masterpiece, it's going to be put to the ultimate test: THE MERCS FOR MONEY THEMSELVES WILL BE THE JUDGES...THAT MEANS ALL OF YOU!
Yep, that's right! My motley crew of magnificent misfits will be watching every single video, scrutinizing every bad wig and every questionable prop. They'll argue, they'll bicker, they'll probably throw popcorn, but in the end, they'll vote on the best one! The video with the most votes from my fellow Mercs wins it all!
THE PRIZE (IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING!)
What's in it for you, besides eternal bragging rights and the potential for a viral video? Oh, just wait. It's gonna be something super exclusive, super Deadpoo-tastic, and probably covered in glitter and questionable stains! You know, the good stuff!
So, get your cameras rolling, gather your victims (I mean, your cast!), and unleash your inner mercenary madness! I'm expecting greatness, people! Don't disappoint your favorite Lady Deadpool Fresno! Now get out there and make some movie magic! 🩷
