The Goat House

06/17/2026

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THIS WEEK’S LINE UP!!!

🔥THURSDAY!🔥
TWIRL🧑🏼‍🩰🧑🏼‍🩰🤸🏽‍♂️
*EPISODE 2*

🔥FRIDAY!!!🔥
SOME MOREE PRIDEE DRAG!!

🔥SATURDAY!!!🔥
DJ JUAN IN MAIN ROOM!!

DJ JUANITO!!! IN ROOM 2!!!
*Bunny’s Birthday BASH!!*

06/17/2026

EXCLUSIVELY SOLD ONLY AT
THE GOAT HOUSE! 🐐🏡

NO BBL MONEY? 🍑 🙁

100 SERVINGS OF THESE GUARANTEED IT WILL GROW!

OR GET YOUR MONEY BACK!!

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06/16/2026

Squidddd 🦑

LIVE MUSIC IN THE GARDEN!
COLD BEER! 🍺 🍻
FULL BAR! 🍹🥃🍷🍸
STREET FOOD VENDORS! 🌮🍔🌭🍕

06/14/2026

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WE ARE AT MAXIMUM CAPACITY!!!!

WE CAN NO LONGER LET ANYONE IN 😔😔😔💔

SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!!!

SEE YOU NEXT THURSDAY!!!!

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06/13/2026

06/13/2026

DJ JUAN TONIGHT!!!!

18+ $10
21+ FREE BEFORE 1AM!!!

06/12/2026

If you think you lost your phone here lastnight lol it’s here

06/11/2026

WE PRESENT TO YOU…

THE GOAT SHUTTLE BUS!!!!

WE WILL TAKE YOUR HOOCHIE ASS & ALL OF YOUR HOOCHIE ASS FRIENDS TO YOUR NEXT PARTY DESTINATION!!!

YOU DRINK! WE DRIVE!

THE GOAT CARES!! 🙂🫶🏼
THE GOAT GOT YOU!! 🐐🫶🏼

WE ARE AFFORDABLE!!!
SOMETIMES CHEAPER THAN UBER!!!

STARTING JUST AT $10 A RIDE PER PERSON FROM A COMMERCIAL LOCATION!!!

*RESIDENTIAL TBD*

WE WILL ALSO TAKE BOOKINGS FOR PRIVATE PARTIES & EVENTS!!!

🚨🔥LIKE, SHARE & TAG YOUR FRIENDS TO WIN A FREE NIGHT OUT AROUND TOWN WITH THE GOAT BUS!!
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STAY TUNED FOR THE LAUNCH 🚀
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