09/02/2026
Today was pretty wild, yall!
A guest decided that trying to steal $1100+ in cards was a good idea, but unfortunately for them the Dynamo staff is pretty good at their jobs and the 40+ cameras in store can see quite a bit!
They walked away in some pretty neat metal bracelets and a one way ticket downtown.
Do yourself a favor, y’all- this is the third person we’ve busted in the last month.
They get caught every time.
If you’re thinking of stealing from us
Don’t.