08/01/2026
⭐️🌀🏀TONIGHT🏀🌀⭐️
‼️🪩🔮 THE BALLS BALL 🔮🪩‼️
For the past few months, Glitter Milk and fellow ballers has been quietly collecting bouncy balls, disco balls, incredible musicians, performers, ball pits, immersive art, and so many surprises…and TONIGHT they finally get to share them all with you!
Come elegant. Come silly. Come somewhere beautifully in between.
The evening begins with live jazz in the garden, passed ball d’oeuvres, and matza ball martinis...before the entire affair goes... BALLS OUT with nonstop:
🟢 LIVE MUSIC 🟢
🪩 DANCE PARTY 🪩
🟡 BALLESQUE 🟡
👀 SECRET PUPPETS SLAMS 👀
🟣 BALL PITS 🟣
🏀 SPORTY BALLS 🏀
🌀 SHENANIGANS GALORE 🌀
⭐️ FEATURING ⭐️
✨DJ’s & LIVE MUSIC✨
Cheri & The Whipped Cream 🍒🍦
Mark Martinez
Jason Hosier
JennyK
Evan Hamaguchi live jazz band featuring:
Cody Allen Gibson & Z I T O III
✨PERFORMANCES✨
Hila the Earth
Laura Lee Anderson
Chuckie Sleaze
L Moo
James Joy Ryan
Heather Mo’Witz
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(House of Labeija)
Julian Paul (International House of Elle)
🌀 We Wiggle Dolls featuring 🌀
JQ
Hailey Bendar
Basically Good Puppet Theatre
✨YOUR HOSTS✨
THE ROYBALLS:
Emma Speer & NOAH KOSKI
⭐️ EXPERIENCES & BEYOND ⭐️
Balls d’oeuvres with cheese.sluts
ISpy Balls with Chuckie Sleaze
Ballin’ Shot Callin’ with Rawb Lane
Puppet Balls Cinema with We Wiggle Dolls
Matza Ball Martinis with Covert Cocktail Club
Tasty Nom Balls by Yoko Nips
Balls Forever on Your Body Tattoos with LOLLYGAG
Interdimensional HR Balls with ORA
Custom Projection Balls by The S***m Whale
Big Vibrating Wearable Ball Art by Aysu Unal
Wide World of Balls with Dick Vital Alex Mizrahi
Who’s Balls!? Game Show with Brian
Nature Balls Erotica with Erica F**k Yeah
And...
Ball Pit!
Sporty Balls!
Ball Room Balls!
Pickle Balls!
Bouncy Balls!
Balls-Out Dance Party!
Surprise Performances!
🎟️ TIX in 🔗 🎟️
YOU’LL HAVE A BALLS!
Poster art by Adri Nina
📸: • SIDEWALKKILLA • and a few by Shamal Deare all taken at previous Glittermilk shows at Rubulad!!
