05/05/2021
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Facebook has been so mad at me for not posting on here in a month and beat me senselessly many many times, with a hammer.. so here it is! I never thought Jam would turn into so much math and chart reading but here we are people. Really the jam is for both sides of your brain (after you eat it)and if you are stuck on one side, please jam it directly in your frontal cortex.
how did we get here? well I figured out that if I want to make a movie, I cant do it by selling jam bc lets be real, no one needs jam. BUT IF YOU NEED JAM I AM SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU OUT OF THIS STATEMENT. The only left to do here is make my own money without the help of a million jam zombies (dead ppl who live off jam) and I really needed to get smarter to do all this. So I consolidated my brain with Jam.
Think about it but not too hard bc you can't. You didn't buy and eat my Jam.