Sinister Cellar

05/04/2026

The Butcher of the Branch returns this Halloween weekend and you know what they say about sequels! They are bigger, bolder and bloodier than the original!

The Butcher will return and he is bringing some local history back from the DEAD! See you all at the Grand Re-Opening!

04/11/2026

Simpson T. here! I am looking fresh as hell in this logo once again! Sign up today baby!!

Here our logo for 2026! This is year 5 for our run/walk. Thanks to all who have participated and supported our event. Looking forward to our best run yet. You can sign up through the link on our page.

03/18/2026

The Butcher of The Branch is back and
he is dragging up some ancient history!

“History is a blood bath” -William James-

12/25/2025

Simpson T. here and we want to wish everyone a Happy Holidays!

Love, Simpson and the Sinister Crew.

10/26/2025

Simpson T. Sinister here one more time before I slip back into the crypt!! We at the Sinister Cellar couldn’t be more proud of the production we put on every year, but it would never get done without the diehard dedication of so many people! We also can’t thank the community enough for the unwavering support we receive year in and year out! We will see all you Sinister crazies next year but until then stay spooky friends! 🤘🏻🎃🤘🏻🎃

10/25/2025

Last night to play with the hooligans of Halloween! 6 to 7 no scare. 7 to 10 the party start starts! $5 at the door!

10/24/2025

Simpson T. Sinister here and The Hooligans are here and Fort Branch will never be the same again! Tonight 6-7pm no scare. 7-10 chaos will reign! See you there if you dare.

10/23/2025

Come on out on this Thursday if you can!! we need all the help we can get!! let’s get this spooky party going!!

10/23/2025

Simpson T. Sinister here! The Hooligans of Halloween grow near! I can smell the chaos on the wind, see the fires burning on the horizon and feel the chill in my undead bones that only true terror can bring! Oct. 24th and 25th madness is coming to the Branch!

10/19/2025

6 more days till the Hooligans of Halloween throw the ultimate party to die for! Only $5 at the door and you won’t want to miss this! Oct. 24-25