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12/06/2025

Love this!

Your city is getting fat.

When officials celebrate a new development, they brag about jobs and investment. But, celebrating all growth is like celebrating weight gain.

Not all meals are the same. A salad and a Big Mac are both meals, but they do very different things to your body.

Cities work the same way. Sprawl is fat. Every subdivision at the edge of town, every strip mall three miles from downtown, that's adding fat to a system that's already struggling.

Fat cities are expensive. More roads, more pipes, more fire stations, all to serve the same people spread across twice the space. The fatter a city gets, the harder it is to maintain and the less it can actually do.

Density is muscle. Building up instead of out. Adding people and businesses where infrastructure already exists. Dense neighborhoods generate more revenue, cost less to serve, and make cities stronger.

So stop measuring success by weight gain. Stop celebrating every development like it's automatically good.

Start asking: Is this building muscle or fat?

Because if your city wants to be healthy, it needs to stop supersizing sprawl and start building strength.

This. All of this.
05/07/2025

This. All of this.

04/17/2025

Being the most affordable place to live isn’t the strategy you want to pursue.

I don't even know how to start this post because it hurts so fu***ng bad I don't want to believe it's true. Monica, our ...
03/15/2025

I don't even know how to start this post because it hurts so fu***ng bad I don't want to believe it's true. Monica, our team mom, retired from the battlefield today. To say this isn't fu***ng fair is an understatement. I don't care if you pray or not, throw some good vibes up tonight for her family, especially her granddaughters because she was so proud of them and loved them so much and this is going to be so hard on them. Love you Monica.

02/06/2025

The more parking your downtown has, the less there is to do. The less there is to do, the less reason there is to visit. The less reason there is to visit, the deader your downtown becomes. It’s a simple formula, yet somehow, cities keep acting like the only way to save their struggling business districts is to bulldoze more buildings and pave more parking lots. Because, you know, nothing says “vibrant urban center” like a half-empty lot surrounded by a few scattered buildings desperately trying to survive.

Here’s the problem: parking lots don’t generate foot traffic. They don’t attract shoppers, diners, or tourists. They don’t create a sense of place. They just sit there, waiting for cars that may or may not come, while actively making everything around them worse. The more space you dedicate to storing vehicles, the less space you have for literally anything that makes a place interesting—shops, restaurants, bars, public spaces, art, housing, businesses, life. And when people do show up, they get to enjoy the scenic beauty of an asphalt wasteland before sprinting across a five-lane road to get to the one surviving café that’s still hanging on.

The cities we love—the ones that feel alive, the ones we actually want to visit—aren’t the ones with the most parking. They’re the ones with the least. They’re walkable, dense, layered with activity. They’re built for people, not cars. Every square foot of real estate in a downtown matters, and the more of it you sacrifice to parking, the more you drain the energy out of the district. It’s a death spiral: businesses struggle because there’s not enough foot traffic, so the city tries to “help” by adding more parking, which spreads things out even more, which makes the place feel even emptier, which makes businesses struggle even more, until eventually, congratulations, you have a downtown that’s really easy to park in because there’s nothing left to go to.

And before someone jumps in with “but people need to drive,” yes, of course. Nobody is saying get rid of all parking. The point is that too much parking is worse than too little. A slight parking inconvenience is a sign of a thriving place. It means people actually want to be there. And if that’s a dealbreaker for someone, guess what? They were never your best customer anyway. The people who are willing to park a few blocks away or, God forbid, use their legs are the ones who actually spend time and money in your businesses. The ones who demand a spot right in front of the door and rage-quit if they have to walk more than 30 feet? They’re not the foundation of a successful district. They’re just loud.

So maybe, instead of sacrificing another block for more surface parking, we could try investing in literally anything else. Like filling in the gaps with actual destinations. Or making it easier to walk between the ones we already have. Or creating public spaces where people want to linger instead of drive through. Because the truth is, no one ever looked back on a great trip and said, “Wow, what a place—I barely had to look for parking.”

Tiny dragon's kingdom
02/01/2025

Tiny dragon's kingdom

12/22/2024

***** UPDATE *****

December 30, 2024

LOCATED - Ivee has been located safe.

*****

December 22, 2024 - Mansfield, Illinois

RUNAWAY JUVENILE

Name: Ivee Kemplin
Age: 13
Height: 4'3"
Weight: 80 lbs.
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Blue
Piercing on each side of nose
Last Seen Wearing: Dark colored sweatshirt and jeans.

Last seen on foot at 7:52pm on 12/21/2024 in the 100 Block of S. Liberty Street in Mansfield, Illinois.

If anyone has any information regarding Ivee's whereabouts, please contact the Piatt County Sheriff's Office at (217) 762-5761.

I love this!!
11/20/2024

I love this!!

Snob shaming—mocking those who strive for something better—hurts our communities. When someone proposes opening a boutique shop, renovating a building, or building quality apartments, they’re often met with ridicule instead of support. This mindset keeps towns stuck in mediocrity.

Wanting nicer things isn’t about elitism; it’s about pride in where we live. Renovating a building or opening a new business sends a message: “This place is worth investing in.” And when one person takes that leap, it often inspires others. Soon, empty storefronts fill, neighborhoods improve, and the entire community benefits. Studies even show that attractive, functional spaces reduce crime and boost quality of life.

The alternative? Settling for less. Mocking ambition ensures stagnation, driving away those who could bring energy and innovation. Instead of tearing down dreams, let’s celebrate them. Ambition isn’t the enemy; it’s the path to a more vibrant, welcoming town.

So next time someone proposes something bold, ask how it might make your community better. We all deserve beautiful, thriving places to live. Let’s stop snob shaming and start saying yes to progress.

I've been playing around with this recipe for months 🤣 Soooo many tears and I don't even want to think about how many po...
11/19/2024

I've been playing around with this recipe for months 🤣 Soooo many tears and I don't even want to think about how many pounds of dough I've thrown out but I finally got it right and I've learned a valuable lesson in the process: Sometimes a cookie wasn't meant to be a cookie, it was supposed to be biscotti and you just didn't figure it out soon enough to avoid all of the ugly crying.
Introducing the Butterbeer Biscotti!! Warm, spiced vanilla meets deep caramel and molasses flavors with a hint of white chocolate sweetness to cool it back down. The perfect partner to your favorite coffee or hot chocolate!

10/08/2024

Paranormal teams in North Carolina!!! My mom is in Green Mountain. She has a neighbor with a special needs 7 year old who is tube fed and they are unable to find the correct nutritional supplement for this little guy. They need to get a couple of cases of PEDIASURE ENTERAL - VANILLA (can be premixed or the powdered) up the mountain to this kid. Who can help??

10/08/2024

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