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# 🎲⚔️ 2ND HAND HEROES: CRITICAL FAILURES ⚔️🎲 # # ADVENTURE #002 — THE DARK POOL HEIST # # # *Some heroes seek glory. O...
10/13/2026

# 🎲⚔️ 2ND HAND HEROES: CRITICAL FAILURES ⚔️🎲
# # ADVENTURE #002 — THE DARK POOL HEIST
# # # *Some heroes seek glory. Others see something shiny and immediately jump into a pool.*

Well, well, well... our favorite collection of questionable adventurers has returned! And believe it or not, **THIS TIME THEY ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING!**

Our adventure began deep underground, where **Dan**, the perpetually almost-late Warlock, decided to shed a little light on the situation. Unfortunately, what he illuminated was a mysterious dark pool containing the remains of a fallen adventurer.

And wouldn't you know it...

**THERE WAS LOOT.**

Before anyone could formulate a plan, **Whiskers Quickpaw** spotted something shiny and launched his furry little kleptomaniac ass straight into the water!

Forget checking for traps. Forget asking whether the water was safe. THERE WERE PLATINUM RINGS AND A WAND DOWN THERE!

After successfully recovering the treasure, Whiskers was asked to hand it over.

Naturally, his first instinct was to negotiate how much of it he could keep.

Meanwhile, Dan apparently decided the dungeon wasn't dangerous enough and accidentally misfired a **Wand of Missiles**, bringing part of the cave crashing down on Whiskers and Anna Mortis!

Fortunately, **Orange Jones and Andy** came to the rescue, digging their companions out of the rubble.

Because apparently the 7'4" barbarian and the dwarven cleric are now also the party's emergency excavation crew.

But the adventure was far from over.

At a mysterious T-junction, the party heard strange noises coming from the darkness.

And then...

**GIANT. FREAKING. SPIDER.** 🕷️

Now, most reasonable adventurers might approach an enormous venomous monstrosity with caution.

Not Whiskers.

Our furry little disaster took a running leap OVER the spider and came down swinging with his poisoned claws!

**FOR ONCE, THE CAT WASN'T THE ONE GETTING HIS ASS KICKED!**

Somewhere in the distance, a Dungeon Master quietly questioned his career choices.

And just when things couldn't get any stranger, the party encountered **a bugbear named Twiris** and the mysterious **Nezznar**, who was apparently a little too attached to a particular statue.

A fight broke out, spells went flying, and Dan managed to cast **Shatter** at just the right moment!

In the confusion, Whiskers did what Whiskers does best.

**HE STOLE THE DAMN TREASURE.**

The party escaped with the statue's emerald eyes, defeated or avoided the guardians, and somehow managed to survive yet another expedition into certain doom.

# # # 🏆 THE OFFICIAL ADVENTURE RESULTS

- **Dan:** Illuminated the darkness, accidentally collapsed a cave, then redeemed himself with a perfectly timed Shatter.
- **Whiskers:** Went swimming for treasure, survived being buried, attacked a giant spider, and stole even more shiny things. An absolutely productive evening of feline criminal activity.
- **Orange Jones:** Once again proved that being enormous is a legitimate problem-solving technique.
- **Anna Mortis:** Survived the consequences of everyone else's terrible decisions. Again.
- **Andy:** Helped rescue the party from the rubble, continuing her thankless career as the group's responsible adult.

**MISSION STATUS: SUCCESS!**

**TREASURE ACQUIRED: YES!**

**PROPERTY DAMAGE: EXTENSIVE!**

**COMMON SENSE: STILL MISSING!**

And the most shocking development of all?

Whiskers actually accomplished something without spending the entire adventure hiding at the bottom of a staircase!

Ladies and gentlemen, we may be witnessing character development.

Or he just rolled better this week.

Either way, welcome back to...

# 2ND HAND HEROES: CRITICAL FAILURES

*Same party. Different problem.*

**No refunds. No warranties. And for the love of the gods, DON'T LET THE CAT HOLD THE TREASURE!** 😂

**To be continued...**

# 🏆 FOUR DOWN. ONE TO GO. # # 👑 SATURDAY EVENING MAGIC EVENT — THE RISE OF THE INEVITABLE ONE!**TWO PARTNER DECKS, A CA...
10/11/2026

# 🏆 FOUR DOWN. ONE TO GO.
# # 👑 SATURDAY EVENING MAGIC EVENT — THE RISE OF THE INEVITABLE ONE!

**TWO PARTNER DECKS, A CARD THIEF, AND AN EXILE ENGINE WALK INTO A BAR...**

And apparently **CORY WALKS OUT WITH ANOTHER DAMN CHAMPIONSHIP!** 😂

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, planeswalkers of all ages... we may officially have a problem at **2nd Hand Heroes**.

And that problem's name is **CORY**.

Saturday Evening Magic brought us another championship showdown, featuring four players with four very different plans for ruining everybody else's evening.

🏴‍☠️ **CORY — Malcolm, Keen-Eyed Navigator & Kediss, Emberclaw Familiar**

Our resident pirate enthusiast returned with his favorite little treasure-printing operation. Malcolm makes the money, Kediss spreads the misery, and Cory sits there smiling like he's not about to commit several violations of the Geneva Convention.

🪦 **LINO — Ketramose, the New Dawn**

Lino brought an exile engine designed to grind away resources, generate card advantage, and generally make sure nobody gets to keep their favorite toys.

Apparently putting things in the graveyard wasn't disrespectful enough. Now he's sending them somewhere they can't even get a proper funeral.

🧚 **MARSHALL — Maralen, Fae Ascendant**

Marshall showed up with Elves, Faeries, and a commander whose entire business model revolves around stealing cards from OTHER PEOPLE'S DECKS.

Because why spend all that time building your own win conditions when your opponents were kind enough to bring perfectly good ones?

⚔️ **DALLAS — Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh & Ardenn, Intrepid Archaeologist**

Dallas brought the equipment department.

Rograkh costs ZERO mana, Ardenn hands out free equipment attachments, and suddenly a little red creature that looks like it should be working security at a goblin daycare is swinging around enough hardware to qualify as a military installation.

**FOUR DECKS. FOUR STRATEGIES. ONE CHAMPIONSHIP.**

And when the dust settled, **CORY WAS THE LAST MAN STANDING!**

But folks, the biggest story of Saturday wasn't simply another victory.

It was what that victory MEANT.

# # # 👑 THE TRIPLE CROWN IS REAL!

With Saturday's championship victory, Cory is now simultaneously holding:

🏆 **Tuesday Night Titans Champion**

🏆 **Cheap Shots Thursday Champion**

🏆 **Saturday Evening Magic Event Champion**

That's THREE ACTIVE CHAMPIONSHIPS.

**A CURRENT TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION!**

And it gets WORSE.

Because Cory has now successfully captured **FOUR OF OUR FIVE DIFFERENT CHAMPIONSHIPS** during his career.

He's already held the Wednesday Night R.A.W. Pre-Con Championship.

Which means there's only ONE championship left on his shopping list...

# # # ☠️ FRIDAY NIGHT TRIBAL WARFARE.

That's it.

One belt.

One final mountain.

One more opportunity to make everybody else question why they bothered sleeving up 100 cards.

And if Cory manages to claim that Tribal Warfare Championship, he'll become the **SECOND GRAND SLAM CHAMPION IN 2ND HAND HEROES HISTORY!**

# # # BUT THERE'S JUST ONE LITTLE PROBLEM...

**DYLAN.** 😈

That's right. Dylan captured the Tribal Warfare Championship this past Friday, officially becoming our **FIRST-EVER GRAND SLAM CHAMPION!**

And now Cory is breathing down his neck.

Dylan has already planted his flag on top of the mountain.

Cory has collected four of the five trophies needed to join him.

And somewhere in the middle of all this, the rest of our players are probably wondering...

**"CAN SOMEBODY ELSE WIN SOMETHING AROUND HERE?!"** 😂

But seriously, congratulations to Cory on an incredible accomplishment. Holding three championships simultaneously is no small feat, and being one title away from joining Dylan in Grand Slam history is something worth celebrating.

Of course, celebrating is one thing.

**SURVIVING THE TARGET ON YOUR BACK IS ANOTHER.**

Because from this point forward, Cory isn't just another player sitting down at a table.

He's a walking championship collection.

And every player in the shop now has a chance to say they were the one who stopped him.

**THE HUNT FOR THE GRAND SLAM IS OFFICIALLY ON!**

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🎮 **2ND HAND HEROES**
*And Home for Wayward Villains*

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💥 **FIVE NIGHTS OF MAGIC!**
- Tuesday — TNT: Tuesday Night Titans | 7 PM
- Wednesday — R.A.W.: Unmodified Precons | 6 PM
- Thursday — Cheap Shots: Pauper Commander | 6 PM
- Friday — Tribal Warfare | 6 PM
- Saturday — Saturday Evening Magic | 4 PM

**$7 ENTRY — $5 PACK GUARANTEED!**

**FOUR DOWN. ONE TO GO.**

**CORY IS INEVITABLE... OR IS HE?** 😈🏆

# 💼 MAGIC IN THE BANK II! # # FROM UNDERDOG TO PUBLIC ENEMY #1! 🎯 # # # THE SATURDAY EVENING MAGIC SALT REPORT!**LADIE...
10/11/2026

# 💼 MAGIC IN THE BANK II!
# # FROM UNDERDOG TO PUBLIC ENEMY #1! 🎯
# # # THE SATURDAY EVENING MAGIC SALT REPORT!

**LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... WE HAVE A NEW MR. MAGIC IN THE BANK!** 💼🏆

And somewhere in 2nd Hand Heroes, four future championship finalists just felt a cold chill run down their spines.

Because **DERRICK HAS THE BRIEFCASE!**

But before we celebrate our newest walking championship threat, let's talk about how a little PTSD, some questionable threat assessment, and an army of elves turned four underdogs into one VERY dangerous man.

In honor of WWE's Money in the Bank, we held our SECOND **MAGIC IN THE BANK** event!

Four players who narrowly missed the Saturday Evening Magic finals were given one more opportunity to earn something potentially more valuable than a championship.

**THE MAGIC IN THE BANK BRIEFCASE!**

The winner can cash in at ANY future championship final table, turning a four-player pod into a FIVE-PLAYER fight for the title!

And our four hopefuls were:

🧛 **CAMERON — EDGAR MARKOV:** The vampire king, capable of producing more bloodsuckers than a political convention.

🌵 **ERNIE — BRISTLY BILL:** The angry cactus whose +1/+1 counters have caused more emotional damage than most people's exes.

💀 **LOUIS — GHAZGHKULL:** A Warhammer wrecking machine whose entire philosophy can be summarized as "HIT IT HARDER!"

🧝 **DERRICK — LATHRIL, BLADE OF THE ELVES:** A relatively new Magic player with a suspiciously good understanding of how to make everyone else's evening miserable.

# # # 🌵 THE GHOST OF BRISTLY BILL!

Now here's where things got interesting.

Derrick had missed the regular championship finals by just ONE POINT.

ONE!

But rather than going home empty-handed, he found himself fighting for a briefcase that could give him a future championship opportunity.

And during the match, Louis found himself facing a decision.

**ELIMINATE ERNIE OR ELIMINATE DERRICK?**

On one side stood Bristly Bill, a creature Louis knew from previous games could become an absolute nightmare.

On the other stood Lathril, quietly assembling an elf army that was getting more dangerous by the minute.

Louis remembered what Bristly Bill was capable of.

He remembered the pain.

He remembered the suffering.

**HE REMEMBERED THE DAMN CACTUS!** 🌵😂

And so Louis eliminated Ernie.

Which might have been the single most expensive therapy session in Magic history.

Because had Louis eliminated Derrick instead, there was a VERY good chance he could have won the whole thing.

Instead...

**HE GAVE THE ELVES ANOTHER TURN.**

# # # 🧝 AND THE FOREST ANSWERED!

Derrick took that opportunity and turned his growing army into a wall of creatures sporting 4/4 bodies and BIGGER!

Those weren't elves anymore.

**THOSE WERE NFL LINEBACKERS WITH POINTY EARS!**

And when the time came, Derrick sent the army sideways.

But wait!

**INSTILL ENERGY!**

Lathril untaps!

And after combat, Derrick activates her ability, tapping ten Elves to drain the table for another TEN LIFE!

**THE ELVES HAD WON THE WAR AND WERE STILL COLLECTING TAXES!** 😂

And just like that...

# 🏆 DERRICK IS MR. MAGIC IN THE BANK! 💼

But here's where the story gets REALLY interesting.

Derrick is still relatively new to Magic.

However, what some players might not realize is that Derrick was formerly a **competitive Pokémon player**.

So while he might be new to Commander, he's certainly no stranger to trading-card strategy.

He understands timing. He understands how to build an advantage. And apparently, he understands that sometimes the best thing you can do is sit quietly while your opponents eliminate each other!

But that raises a question...

# # # 🤔 IS DERRICK AN ELF SPECIALIST... OR HAVE WE ONLY SEEN THE BEGINNING?

So far, we've primarily seen Derrick piloting Elves.

And there's nothing wrong with that! Elves, Goblins, and Zombies are popular tribes because their strategies are easy to understand and their synergies can become absolutely devastating.

But we're curious.

**HOW GOOD IS DERRICK'S DECK BUILDING?**

Can he create something equally dangerous outside the forest?

Can he adapt when opponents start packing board wipes, creature removal, and ways to shut down Lathril?

And most importantly...

**CAN HE WIN WHEN EVERYBODY AT THE TABLE DECIDES HE NEEDS TO DIE FIRST?** 😈

Because here's the thing about winning Magic in the Bank.

Derrick didn't just win a briefcase.

**HE WON A TARGET ON HIS BACK!** 🎯

The days of sitting quietly in the corner building an elf army may officially be over.

Players have seen what happens when Lathril gets one turn too many.

And you can bet they're going to remember it!

The real test of a good player isn't just how well they perform when their deck works.

**IT'S HOW WELL THEY ADAPT WHEN EVERYBODY KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO.**

And Derrick?

Well, we're about to find out just how dangerous he really is.

Congratulations, Derrick!

From missing the finals by one point to becoming **MR. MAGIC IN THE BANK**, you've earned yourself a golden opportunity!

But remember...

**THE BRIEFCASE GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO ENTER ANY FINAL TABLE.**

**IT DOESN'T GUARANTEE YOU'LL SURVIVE IT!** 😂💀

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**2ND HAND HEROES (AND HOME FOR WAYWARD VILLAINS)**

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**COME FOR THE MAGIC. STAY FOR THE SALT.**

💼 **AND KEEP YOUR EYES ON THAT BRIEFCASE!**

# ☝️ ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR TRIBAL CHIEF! ☝️ # # # 🔥 FRIDAY NIGHT TRIBAL WARFARE — THE SALT REPORT! 🔥**2ND HAND HEROES — TIER...
10/10/2026

# ☝️ ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR TRIBAL CHIEF! ☝️
# # # 🔥 FRIDAY NIGHT TRIBAL WARFARE — THE SALT REPORT! 🔥

**2ND HAND HEROES — TIER 3.14 COMMANDER**

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, goblins and unfortunate victims...

** GOBLIN CONGA LINE HAS ARRIVED!** ☝️😂

Friday Night Tribal Warfare returned to 2nd Hand Heroes, and apparently somebody forgot to tell Dylan that this was supposed to be a friendly game of Magic.

Because what started as a four-player Commander game ended with a goblin population explosion, two unemployed Nick Furys, and an angel who just WOULD NOT DIE!

But first, let's meet our unfortunate contestants!

🟢 **DYLAN — KRENKO, MOB BOSS (GOBLINS)**

The self-appointed Tribal Chief, commanding an army of little red psychopaths who apparently reproduce faster than rabbits with a government grant.

⚪ **CAMERON — LYRA DAWNBRINGER (ANGELS)**

He brought the heavenly host, lifelink, and enough divine intervention to make the Pope jealous.

Unfortunately, nobody told him Heaven was about to be invaded by the entire goblin population of Dominaria.

🦸 **MARSHALL — NICK FURY (FIVE-COLOR HEROES)**

Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., assembling Earth's mightiest heroes to stop threats too dangerous for ordinary people.

Unfortunately, his intelligence department apparently forgot to investigate the goblin infestation.

🦸 **BUDDY — NICK FURY (FIVE-COLOR HEROES)**

That's right. TWO Nick Furys!

Two directors. Two superhero teams. Ten colors' worth of possibilities.

**AND NEITHER ONE HAD A PLAN FOR THE LITTLE GREEN GUYS!** 😂

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# # # 💥 THE DEADPOOL INCIDENT

Dylan wasted absolutely no time building a goblin army.

Cameron managed to exile Krenko once, briefly giving the table hope that somebody might actually get to play Magic.

Then Marshall drew **Deadpool**.

And that's when things got stupid.

Marshall considered swapping Deadpool's text box with Krenko's.

Dylan immediately warned him:

**"YOU WILL NOT LIKE THE RESULTS."**

Now, when the man sitting across from you with an increasingly unreasonable number of goblins says that...

YOU LISTEN.

Marshall wisely chose Cameron instead.

And for once, that was the correct decision, because Dylan was sitting there with **Massive Raid** in hand, just WAITING for somebody to make a terrible life choice.

Unfortunately...

# # # 💀 BUDDY DIDN'T GET THE MEMO.

Buddy decided HE wanted Krenko.

And at the end of Buddy's turn, Dylan introduced him to the number...

# 88.

**EIGHTY-EIGHT DAMAGE!**

Not eight.

Not eighteen.

**EIGHTY-EIGHT!** 😂

Buddy tried to take one goblin boss and got handed a damage bill large enough to qualify as a mortgage.

Somewhere in S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, somebody quietly changed Buddy's employment status to *deceased*.

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# # # 🔥 AND THEN DYLAN TOOK HIS TURN...

Because apparently 88 damage wasn't enough of a warning.

Dylan dropped **Warstorm Surge**.

Tapped Krenko.

And created **89 MORE GOBLINS!**

At this point, Krenko wasn't commanding a tribe.

**HE WAS RUNNING A SMALL COUNTRY!**

The goblins started entering the battlefield, Warstorm Surge started handing out damage, and suddenly...

💥 **MARSHALL — 55 DAMAGE!**

💥 **CAMERON — 34 DAMAGE!**

Marshall's superhero career came to an abrupt and extremely unpleasant conclusion.

But Cameron?

**CAMERON WAS STILL ALIVE!**

BATTERED.

BRUISED.

BLOODY.

BUT STILL BREATHING!

Somehow, after everything Dylan had thrown at him, the man and his angels were STILL standing.

And Dylan looked across the battlefield at Cameron's remaining life total...

Looked at his goblin army...

And apparently decided:

**"WELL, I GUESS WE'RE DOING THIS THE HARD WAY."**

# # # ⚔️ SEND IN THE 80 GOBLINS!

That's right.

Dylan turned **80 GOBLINS SIDEWAYS** and sent the entire neighborhood after Cameron.

Not five.

Not ten.

EIGHTY.

Cameron survived the artillery bombardment, only to discover the enemy had brought an entire infantry division.

**HEAVEN HAD OFFICIALLY RUN OUT OF REINFORCEMENTS!** 😂

And with that, the final opponent fell!

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# 🏆 DYLAN — YOUR NEW TRIBAL WARFARE CHAMPION! 🏆

☝️ **ACKNOWLEDGE HIM!** ☝️

The Tribal Chief has spoken!

And standing proudly in his shadow is his special counsel, **KRENKO "PAUL HEYMAN" MOB BOSS**, clutching the championship belt while an entire goblin nation chants for its victorious leader!

Congratulations, Dylan!

You didn't just win the championship.

You committed an act of goblin warfare that probably violates several international treaties.

**88 DAMAGE TO BUDDY.**

**55 DAMAGE TO MARSHALL.**

**34 DAMAGE TO CAMERON.**

**AND 80 GOBLINS TO FINISH THE JOB!**

Some people bring a deck to Friday Night Magic.

**DYLAN BROUGHT A POPULATION CENSUS AND TURNED IT INTO A HIT LIST!** 😂🔥

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🏪 **2ND HAND HEROES (AND HOME FOR WAYWARD VILLAINS)**

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🏴‍☠️ CHEAP SHOTS THURSDAY: THE PIRATE TAKEOVER! ☠️🔥THE THROW DOWN OF THE LOW DOWN!2ND HAND HEROES — PAUPER COMMANDER CHA...
10/09/2026

🏴‍☠️ CHEAP SHOTS THURSDAY: THE PIRATE TAKEOVER! ☠️🔥

THE THROW DOWN OF THE LOW DOWN!

2ND HAND HEROES — PAUPER COMMANDER CHAMPIONSHIP

ARRRRR, YE SALTY LANDLUBBERS! 🏴‍☠️

Another Thursday, another collection of poor souls who showed up to play Magic and accidentally signed up for a three-hour lesson in suffering!

And this week's champion? CAPTAIN CORY! 🏆

But before Cory sailed off with the championship gold, let's talk about the carnage!

During the preliminary rounds, Cory was piloting Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith and Halana, Kessig Ranger, proving that apparently the best way to play Magic is to spend the evening throwing ROCKS at people.

Not fireballs. Not lightning bolts.

ROCKS.

Somewhere, Charlie Brown is still wondering why he got a bag full of them. 😂

After two rounds of questionable life choices, the final table was set!

🏴‍☠️ JORDAN — ARABELLA, ABANDONED DOLL

Jordan brought a creepy little doll that was steadily draining everybody's life totals.

Nothing says wholesome family entertainment like getting murdered by something that looks like it belongs in a haunted antique shop.

🔥 TREY — ZADA, HEDRON GRINDER

Trey had THREE LANDS.

THREE!

And somehow that man was still running a goblin sweatshop, sending armies of 1/1s into battle and making Zada earn every penny of her imaginary paycheck!

Apparently mana is optional when you're fueled entirely by spite. 😂

🌊 DYLAN — JALIRA, MASTER POLYMORPHIST

Dylan came prepared to play control, turn little creatures into enormous problems, and tell people NO.

He even managed to counter a spell!

Unfortunately, one counterspell against Cory's deck is like throwing a bucket of water at a burning pirate ship.

Congratulations. You made one plank wet.

☠️ CORY — MALCOLM & KEDISS

Meanwhile, Cory was over in the corner quietly casting cards like Ponder and Brainstorm, digging through his deck like a pirate looking for buried treasure.

And eventually...

HE FOUND IT.

Out came Reckless Fireweaver.

Now, normally, that's just a creature that deals damage whenever an artifact enters.

But Cory decided to give him a career change.

"CONGRATULATIONS, FIREWEAVER! YOU'RE A PIRATE NOW!" 🏴‍☠️

And with Malcolm ready to turn Pirate damage into Treasures, those Treasures triggered Fireweaver, which made MORE Treasures, which triggered MORE damage...

AND ROUND AND ROUND WE GO!

Jordan's doll couldn't drain fast enough.

Trey's goblins couldn't swing fast enough.

Dylan couldn't counter fast enough.

And Cory?

CORY HAD AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF TREASURE AND ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN SHARING IT! 💀😂

🏆 YOUR CHEAP SHOTS THURSDAY CHAMPION — CORY! 🏆

From throwing rocks at people in the preliminaries to turning an innocent Fireweaver into a murderous pirate in the finals, Cory proved one thing:

WHY BRING A CANNON WHEN YOU CAN BRING A ROCK? AND WHY BRING A ROCK WHEN YOU CAN JUST KILL EVERYBODY WITH TREASURE?

Congratulations, Captain Cory!

Enjoy that championship belt while it lasts, because there are plenty of salty sailors waiting to send your ship straight to Davy Jones' locker!

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