10/07/2026
Review for WANNA BUY A BRIDGE? Compilation LP (1980)
Thanks to the internet (specifically YouTube), I was very recently reacquainted with a long-forgotten “friend”… namely, this various artists collection. I was introduced to this specific compilation via a cassette tape release in 1982 through a like-minded friend, shortly after I became enamored with Devo and began searching out other “New Wave” acts that they thought might suit my fancy.
Although this album did catch my interest, I would be reticent to admit that it had any real impact, especially at the time. This collection features a number of late-1970s acts that mostly existed on the periphery of punk: Too quirky and--dare I say it--too musically “challenging” for those looking for the three-chord, buzz-saw highs of the Ramones, the S*x Pistols, and the like; too raw and musically “accomplished” for those looking for the more synth-laden, post-punk drones of what the more commercial “New Wave” was beginning to offer alternative music listeners.
This compilation has--forty-plus years later--become one of the most notable embodiments of a fringe musical movement that has not been--in my mind--given its proper dues. (And one which I have only become to appreciate over the last few years.) Some of the acts have been properly included as heavy-hitters during the earliest developments of punk rock and other acts existing on the outskirts of this nebulous phenom. Others are considered crucial to the development of such genres as post-punk and industrial. Many have been virtually forgotten, except by those present at the time. Yet every one had a hand in contributing to what was essentially the alternative rock scene of the late 1970s.
Wanna Buy a Bridge? is dominated by mid-tempo, angular, fuzz-limited guitar riffs, often accompanied by horns and female vocal deliveries. The singing is often punctuated by awkward vocal harmonies, and the production values rarely obtain the level of competency associated with any of the bands one may be familiar with--in punk or “New Wave”--at the time of release. Every track exudes a DIY garage rock approach, even if the sounds bear little or nothing with what was happening in “alternative” rock at the time.
In retrospect, I’m embarrassed to admit the fact they almost none of the bands left any real impression on me upon first listen. (Most of the tracks by the bands were too raw for a young teenage listener like myself who was quickly becoming enamored with the colder, more synth-driven likes of Missing Persons, A Flock of Seagulls, and Berlin. And I was still a year away from the more guitar-driven, rock rebelliousness of the Ramones that eventually resonated with me on a more primal level.)
Of all the inclusions, it would be the opening track by Stiff Little Fingers--easily the most straightforward “punk” rock track on this compendium--that would make them one of my most favored genre acts of all time. (I still consider their debut single to be one of the best--if not most important--punk releases of all time.) The Pop Group’s iconic We Are All Prostitutes undoubtedly proved to be too musical chaotic when I first heard it, but once the more raucous-punk sound became my go-to source of music, it soon became a favorite as well.
Almost a decade later, I found Cabaret Voltaire to be one of the most influential “industrial” acts of the late twentieth century, a musical genre that later established itself within my psyche via Throbbing Gristle, Einsturzende Neubauten, and Skinny Puppy. One of my other favorite tracks on this particular compilation--by Young Marble Giants--stuck with me for years, even though they wouldn’t re-emerge as a part of my musical lexicon until years later, thanks to the likes of Nirvana and Hole. (It still amazes me that YMG were able to accomplish so much with what little they had at their disposal. Their only full-length LP--Colossal Youth--remains a musical gem from the era.)
In retrospect, this compilation stands as a time capsule, capturing a distinct sound that the majority of radio stations avoided and/or refused to share at the time, and which has been overshadowed by other bands more in line with the genres’ early sounds. In recent years, I’ve come across a handful of bands that have sincerely paid homage to this sound, a sound oddly specific to a small stretch of time when musical artists took advantage of punk’s popularity without adhering to the very tropes that made it a recognizable sub-genre of rock music.
Granted, more than a few moments still elicit a “fingernails-on-the chalkboard” response forty-plus years later, with their shrill, abrasive, discordant deconstruction of rock music. But--somehow--time has turned these same moments into nostalgic curiosities. Dated, yes, but now charming if not ingratiating… even though they still make me wince.
Although Wanna Buy a Bridge? is still not one of my favorite compilations from back in the day, if offers an indispensable look at a part of the burgeoning scene, often overlooked even by punk purists. That it includes some of my favorites (listed above) is alone good reason to warrant it attention, but the fact it that they sit alongside other, luminary artists (The Slits, Swell Maps, Spizz Energi) as well as less-remembered acts that reflect the fringes of punk in the late-1970s make this one hell of an important document. And one that now demands a pretty penny from obsessive vinyl collectors, apparently.