06/14/2026
Do you have feelings related to, but not limited to, the impending results of a community ballot based nomination and/or award? Thats why they call it suffRAGE,... Maybe....
Well, you're in luck! to win a "Boomer's choice" award for being best a stuff! You dont NEED to be popular, you just need to be 18* and have 5 dollars^!
Its totally real because we said so.
For 5 dollars^, you, a friend, your mom, your favorite lamp post, any noun unnamed, ect. and so forth, can be the BEST! you decide what and why!
Simply send 5 human monies to Royal Pain Inc via Robot and a message about who/what/where/why
And you will receive an official "Boomer's choice" printed peice 'o paper by U.S. mail (ohhh ahhh)
before Halloween.
*persons under the age of 18 are fully encouraged to steal this image and present it with great pomp
And moderate circumstance to any noun they love and feel should be recognized and appreciated.
Award season ends August 23rd.
^really cool bribes also accepted.
