08/07/2015
A Poem
Southtowne Lanes, a most MAGICAL place
Just saying those words puts a smile on your face!
All the clashing and clanging, and mechanical whurrrrr
One Bud light too many, last night was a blur!
Hey, what's your average? mine's two three seven!
We all watched as she got her first strike, WE'RE IN HEAVEN!
It's hard not to laugh while we think of it's past..Baller times with your crew, totally crushing a brew
Nachos and hotdogs, meeting up with the Nicks,
Ashley hating those frat Bros, Lanny checking out chicks
But, in an instant she was taken, up in smoke in a flash
All that remains are embers and ash
We mourn you, oh Southtowne , the most noble of lanes,
All those times we iced Al, all those strikes that we claimed
All the good times inside you, we truly lament,
Three cheers for Ol' Southtowne
Best three-fifty I spent!