Dave The Comet-iam

Dave The Comet-iam It's not my fault. Nunya Biz

05/02/2025

  Spotify Series SqueezeSnowflakes, ya'll need to freeze,  look beautiful, and stop ✋️melting when the social temperatur...
02/22/2025

Spotify Series Squeeze

Snowflakes, ya'll need to freeze, look beautiful, and stop ✋️melting when the social temperature changes in just the slightest. Can't have more than one Princess per square mile...so this is a problem. Too many entitled maturing Snowflakes ❄️ turning in to self proclaimed Princesses... God's best thing for humanity's social ulcers. No back bone but their they like to look the part, take the credit, and they'll even sack Mario to save face.

Podcast · Dave The Cometiam · A place were my multipersonalities dissing of the God Damned order can blossom in full tripolar boom 💥 bloom. Www.davethecometiam.com

With Whiteaker Community Market – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉 LOVE IT!!
02/14/2025

With Whiteaker Community Market – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉 LOVE IT!!

With KLCC – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉 YEEHAW!
02/14/2025

With KLCC – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉 YEEHAW!

Well, I have reviewed and reflected on my behaviors and specifically the remnants of my digital footprint 👣. I think 🤔 I...
02/06/2025

Well, I have reviewed and reflected on my behaviors and specifically the remnants of my digital footprint 👣.

I think 🤔 I'm walking 🚶‍♂️ in Coffee with JESUS steps (sorry that was the only Jesus option as a tag, relating to not a Mexican)

It would be cool for a day to be the next Jesus but the most accurate.

STARTING WITH...

HIS NAME!

Jesus is HeyZeus!

And how many times am I going to have to slap a bitch face for saying HeyZeus?! I don't want to talk to Zeus!

I don't want to waste my GoDaddy
time on that anymore.

It's only connected me with more that melt even in sub zero temperatures 🌡 😒 🙄 😑

And, it's what 1:51am PST, I just pre-poop farted and I was indeed on the telly burning up more of my life not getting paid or laid with the end result ME basking in the art of constant loss.

It truly has been quite curious and many times a synergy of which I can't wait to have time to start writing .

I was looked upon by a home free man, that, upon his instinctual eyes 👀 I relinquished...but was still able to ask me if I was the white messiah... I was like 👎🏾

*Zeus awakens to Dave Electric i mean Dave Carmen F**k... slooowing 🐌 down... Dave The Comet-iam

06/08/2024
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06/07/2024

A place were my multipersonalities dissing of the God Damned order can blossom in full tripolar boom 💥 bloom.

05/31/2024

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Eugene, OR

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